Haiku: Daizenshuu EX

Each week the three hosts
Teach us about Dragon Ball.
It's Entertaining!
Fabu Vinny


Now for Haiku from
Episode Seventy Five.
The theme is Broly.

Broly is crazy.
He is quite the maniac.
Refridgerator.
—Harkoro

Broly. Taut and greased.
Blond legend smashing skulls in.
Sing! Stomp-stomp-sludge-sludge.
—Damon

Broly the mad man.
All over a crying kid.
I blame the parents.
—Thomas

Buroly is cool
But he will fucking kill you!
Watch your fucking ass!
—Derrick

Nothing can stop him
Not even the most feared thing:
Kuririn singing!
—Doug

Broly, oh Broly,
We enjoy your crazyness
And baby penis.
—Magic Jarvis

Hey, you crybaby,
Edge your crib closer to mine.
Let me punch your throat.
—Sakorotto