Haiku / Damn You, Muscle Memory!

Used to game's control?
Well, the next one that you play
has different controls.

I thought X was jump!
So why'd I chuck a grenade?
No regulations!

This game jumps with B
All normal games jump with A
What were they thinking?

In Ratchet & Clank,
the shoulder buttons always
do something different.

Playing Pokémon
Then getting to Route 18
Why don't I train ice?