Assassinated
What a satisfying word
With five syllables!
- —Zer0
Let Zer0 do this
He is well skilled in haiku
And lots of killing.
EXPLODING! KABOOM!
BACON! COOKIES! EXPLOSIONS!
BUY TORGUE! EXPLOSIONS!
A diamond pony
Piss-For-Brains? No. Immature.
Butt Stallion? Yes.
Look at all these guns,
Shotguns, chainguns, 'nades galore.
Kill some stuff with me.
I got a green one,
Oh wait, there is a blue one,
Holy crap, purple!
LIGHT THE FUSE! MEAT!
STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND! MEAT!
REDEEM THE SOUL! MEAT!
The Corporate Bane
This weapon is cursed? I think-
YEAH! SWAPPIN' WEAPONS!
Get a slag Rubi
And a Torgue Unkempt Harold
Or you're playing wrong.
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!
FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE
DO IT! *BANG* THANK YOU!
- —Face McShooty
Wander through Pandora
Slaughter everything that moves
Take revenge on Jack!
Fire, Slag, Shock, Corrosion,
Four ways to deliver pain.
Make your choice wisely!
