What a satisfying word
With five syllables!
He is well skilled in haiku
And lots of killing. EXPLODING! KABOOM!
BACON! COOKIES! EXPLOSIONS!
BUY TORGUE! EXPLOSIONS! A diamond pony
Piss-For-Brains? No. Immature.
Wait. Butt Stallion? Yes. Look at all these guns,
Shotguns, chainguns, 'nades galore.
Kill some stuff with me. I got a green one,
Oh wait, there is a blue one,
Holy crap, purple! MEAT MEAT AXE KILL MEAT
BLOOD BLOODY BLOOD FIRE BACON
MY MEAT BICYCLE The Corporate Bane
This weapon is cursed? I think-
YEAH! SWAPPIN' WEAPONS!