Haiku: Borderlands 2

Assassinated
What a satisfying word
With five syllables!
—Zer0

Let Zer0 do this
He is well skilled in haiku
And lots of killing.

EXPLODING! KABOOM!
BACON! COOKIES! EXPLOSIONS!
BUY TORGUE! EXPLOSIONS!

A diamond pony
Piss-For-Brains? No. Immature.
Wait. Butt Stallion? Yes.

Look at all these guns,
Shotguns, chainguns, 'nades galore.
Kill some stuff with me.

I got a green one,
Oh wait, there is a blue one,
Holy crap, purple!

MEAT MEAT AXE KILL MEAT
BLOOD BLOODY BLOOD FIRE BACON
MY MEAT BICYCLE