So, you want to hear another story, eh? One where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not, too bad. I'm telling you anyway.
—Marcus Kincaid
It's cute that y'all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but... you're not. Welcome to Pandora, kiddos!
—Handsome Jack
All around the Stactus plant the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought t'was all in fun, POP! goes the bandit.
—Tiny Tina
I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY. EXPLOSIONS?
IT'S TIME FOR A LOOOOOT''-SPLOSION.
—Mr. Torgue
HEYO!
—Steve the Bandit
