Haiku: Borderlands 2

Assassinated
What a satisfying word
With five syllables!
—Zer0

Let Zer0 do this
He is well skilled in haiku
And lots of killing.

EXPLODING! KABOOM!
BACON! COOKIES! EXPLOSIONS!
BUY TORGUE! EXPLOSIONS!

A diamond pony
Piss-For-Brains? No. Immature.
Butt Stallion? Yes.

Look at all these guns,
Shotguns, chainguns, 'nades galore.
Kill some stuff with me.

I got a green one,
Oh wait, there is a blue one,
Holy crap, purple!

LIGHT THE FUSE! MEAT!
STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND! MEAT!
REDEEM THE SOUL! MEAT!

The Corporate Bane
This weapon is cursed? I think-
YEAH! SWAPPIN' WEAPONS!