Funny / Your Highness

• No matter how much you hated the film, you have to admit this— the look Isabel gives Thadeous after he makes a speech about how they will protect her (for men are strong and women are weak) is funny.
• When Thadeous is freeing Belladona (who is still under the sexy-spell) she tries to suck his er... trophy. He tries to stop her with "Don't suck that, that's dead." in a really distracted voice. Funnier than it sounds.
• "Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick! Nobody wants to suck mine!"
• "You're too late! The Fuckening has begun!"
• So many of Natalie Portman's lines, as she plays them completely straight.
  Isabel: That feeling is all too familiar. It's been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.
• The following, brief moment in the tavern:
  Courtney: It's my birthday today.
  Thadeous: Fuck that.
• "Yes I know, but what if he butt-fucked her?"
• A deleted scene has a travel montage accompanied by a song called "Fuck These Shitty Moons."

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