Funny / Young Hercules

• Jason's wooden acting in Con Ares.
  Jason: If you want to hit Hercules you must hit me first - no Ares don't throw me over there...
  • Note that it's deliberate; they're trying to fool Strife and Discord into thinking the lookalike they've found is actually Ares.
• Iolaus's failed attempt at flirting seen in "Amazon Grace":
  Iolaus: What's your sign?
  Amazon: No trespassing.
  [Jason bursts out laughing]