- When the war profiteers looking for a patsy to overthrow Moronica's peaceful monarchy, they describe what a dictator is to the Stooges:
Curly: Hmm. A parasite! That's for me!
- Moronica for Morons!
- The Giva Dam. Pretty good Getting Crap Past the Radar moment for 1940. Also "I Ran. He-ran. She-ran. They ran".