Funny / Why Women Kill

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• Anything coming out of Simone's mouth is hilarious and snarky.
• Sheila's son comes over to tell her his friend hit him.
  Sheila: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back!
• Simone gets mistaken for a hooker.
  Simone: For God's sake - I'm wearing Yves St. Laurent!
  Officer: I didn't say you weren't successful.
• Sheila showing Beth Ann what's basically the Kama Sutra and being shocked at all the sex positions.
  Sheila: You see page seventy-six?
  Beth Ann: (Turns page and her eyes widen in shock) Yes.
  Sheila: (Sighing) That's how we got Benny.
  • Later on, Beth Ann finds a page at which she exclaims "Oh, dear". Sheila takes the book away admitting that the page is "not for beginners".
• Karl trying to cover up the picture Simone finds of him kissing another man.
  Karl: When I met him, I was eight.
  Simone: And you were heterosexual?
• As Simone goes looking for Karl she heads towards the men's bathroom which an employee tries to stop her entering by saying it's the men's one. Simone replies with "I know. My husband isn't hiding in the ladies' room."
• Karl tries to commit suicide and Simone is not having any of it.
  Simone: You think you can get out of this by dying?! Fuck you! I want to see you suffer in a one-bedroom apartment next to the airport, and you will not deny me that pleasure!
  • And when she finds out he was faking it.
  Simone: You son of a bitch!
• Everyone's reactions to Simone outing Karl.
  Brad: Your step-dad's gay?
  Ruby: I thought he was just English.
• Karl asking Simone if his pastel outfit was too gay. Simone snarkily asks if he's ever seen a straight pastel.
• After finding out April is pregnant, Beth Ann goes to see Sheila, who enters with a bottle.
  Beth Ann: I don't want a drink.
  Sheila: Oh, honey, this is for me. I find your life very stressful.
• Simone's at a diner on a date with Tommy when he storms out, and the waitress comes to ask if she can get her something.
  Simone: Oh God no, the food here is dreadful.
  Waitress: And he's too young for you, while we're offering unsolicited opinions.