- Wave Race Blue Storm: The colossal Jerk Ass that is the hidden announcer
"You have chosen poorly."
"If you are any good, you can get a turbo by hitting the gas when the light goes green."
"Weak." "That's pathetic." "Waste of time." "No mercy."
"OOOH, A TURBO."
"Pass the yellow buoys ON THE LEFT."
"You've betrayed what little trust I've put in you."
"Last lap. Soon, the agony will end."
"Were you born a loser, or did it just take practice?"
"You don't have an inferiority complex; you're just inferior."
- And when you actually do win a race...