Funny / Ultimate X-Men (2001)

• During Ultimate War, Beast complains about the malfunctioning Danger Room in the hideaway, which made him fight Hassidic Rabbis instead of ninja. Becomes a Brick Joke when the Ultimates attack, and Beast lures them into the danger room, where they're attacked by katana-wielding Rabbis.
• In Issue 24 of Ultimate Comics: X-men, the Sentient Seed of Utopia makes itself wilt in the presence of Warpath. His response?
  Warpath: Well, screw you too, Mother Nature.
• Mr Sinister introduces the great Charles Xavier to his one true enemy: Stairs.◊