Funny: 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Dr. Floyd reading the long list of instructions for using a zero-gravity toilet.
- HAL's entire sequence as Bowman tries to get into the master control room, though it ends pretty abruptly afterwards.
HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.