History Funny / TwoBestFriendsPlayLetsPlay2017

** During the fight, Matt and Pat try to pretend to not know who ComicBook/{{Storm}} is due to the [[ExiledFromContinuity game's ban]] on Comicbook/XMen and Comicbook/FantasticFour-related characters, as well as the [[NeverLiveItDown infamous interview]] where Capcom employee Michael Evans tried to claim that [[BlatantLies modern fans may not even remember the X-Men]].

** Everyone bursts out laughing when, seconds into the meeting with [[BigBad Monroe]], Kelso [[spoiler: immediately [[{{Kneecapping}} shoots him in the knee]] and [[KickTheSonOfABitch kicks him while he's down]], insulting him the whole time]].

* In Part 46, after getting to meet retired detective Mapes, a noted asshole who lies on all questions and whom Hershel mentions was a mentor to [[DirtyCop Roy]] [[HateSink Earle]], Woolie finishes the factory tour by [[KickTheSonOfABitch immediately stealing his car right out of the parking lot]] and driving it [[RefugeInAudacity straight through the closed security gate in front of the guards]].

* In Part 39 they have a field day with all the HoYay between [[BloodBrothers Kiryu and Nishiki]].

** The blow is somewhat softened when Pat realizes it's just an early version of the plot twist from ''[[spoiler:VideoGame/MetalGearRising]]'' and starts wondering why Kojima likes the idea so much.

* During the [[spoiler: first]] Jack Baker boss fight, their [[SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome elated]] reaction to Jack [[JustForPun jacking]] Ethan's car and attempting to kill him with it.

'''Woolie:''' The [[JustForPun Furtive Plumber]].\\

** Pat predicts during Majima's introductory cutscene that something terrible is about to happen to the DoggedNiceGuy businessman, simply because there has never been a cutscene in [[WidgetSeries a Yakuza game]] that has gone on normally for that long. Matt speculates that the woman sitting next to the businessman is just going to pull a knife and [[OffWithHisHead decapitate him]] out of nowhere.

** And following that is a rather [[IncrediblyLamePun crudely executed pun]] about one of Woolie's favorite fighting game characters.

* In Part 27 Woolie declares he doesn't have protagonist syndrome - he views himself as a supporting character ''in his own life''. Pat compares him to [[SwordArtOnline Agil]].

-->'''Woolie''': Ugh God I wish Meryl could just CQC her right now.
-->'''Pat''': Through the glass.
-->'''Woolie''': Fuck yeah. Ed would be like, "ow", but also, thumbs up.
-->'''Pat''': I want Ed to crawl out of the fucking tube with a gun and just shoot Chris and go, "I lived bitch!"

* Funny moments are inevitable, given the game was made and set in [[AcceptableTargets Britain]].

'''Matt:''' [[Film/TheRoom I deed not do it! I DEED NAHT!]]

'''Headmaster:''' ''(dramatically)'' Because it's my calling!\\

* The sudden appearance of [[VideoGame/StreetFighter Akuma]] in the story triggers all sorts of bafflement from the Friends, from general bemusement over how the timelines for both series can't canonically match up to confusion at why Akuma apparently waited 20 years to fulfill his promise to kill Heihachi and Kazuya for Kazumi.

** The guys admit they're torn over the developer fixing [[VideoGame/StreetFighter Chun-Li]]'s face, which was [[{{Narm}} severely warped]] in early screenshots. It makes the game look better, but steals some easy material for their videos. That doesn't stop them using said screenshot for the series thumbnail.

*** [[spoiler: Of course, Pat's cruising through the motions of the deathtrap has the side effect of [[WhatAnIdiot causing him to forget what's waiting for him at the end, leading to his death.]]]]

* Part 68 has a ''fantastic'' moment where [[spoiler: Majima absolutely ''levels'' two of his goons for harassing Makoto, suggesting that they should shoot an erotic video of her for cash [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil after having their way with her]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot and then offering to let Majima join in]]''. Matt and Pat get distracted from how horrible the situation is by the fact that the game goes from sad wistful music to intense music [[MoodWhiplash right back into the sad wistful music without missing a beat.]]]]

* The sudden appearance of [[VideoGame/StreetFighter Akuma]] in the story triggers all sorts of bafflement from the Friends, from general bemusement over how the timelines for both series can't canonically match up to confusion at why Akuma apparently [[WhatAnIdiot waited 20 years]] to fulfill his promise to kill Heihachi and Kazuya for Kazumi.

** They also lose their shit over the AV-watching minigame and [[ADateWithRosiePalms Majima's reaction]] afterwards.

** At one point, Woolie is tasked with chasing down a mentally disturbed man and arresting him unharmed. The man tries to climb a drainpipe, and he kicks Phelps in the face when he tries to climb. After a bit more climbing, he stops, causing Matt to eagerly predict that he's waiting to kick him again -- which turns out to be true when Woolie pauses before climbing up, sending all three into hysterics.

--> '''Roy''': Cole, this is Alfonse. He's a French negro from Africa, can you beat that?
--> '''Woolie''': Canadian negro from Grenada?

'''Pat as Phelps:''' (cracking up) Rusty, I-I... there's some rumors about me from Traffic...\\
'''Matt:''' They're ''all'' true.

->'''Pat:''' Cole Phelps is that special kind of asshole that he's ''completely right'', and I hate him.

-->'''Matt:''' Why are you- why are you talking?!
-->'''Pat:''' To the cops in this manner?!
-->'''Woolie:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'Cause it ain't a crime yet!]]
-->'''Matt:''' (giggling quietly) Oh, because he knows he'll [[KarmaHoudini get super away with it]].

--->'''Matt:''' Cole Phelps is that special kind of asshole that he is completely right but I hate him.

-->'''Woolie:''' I think he'd be a subscriber to [[GagBoobs Gigantic German Boobies]], not Gigantic German Asses.

'''Woolie:''' Yeah, cause you'd think [[KingOfTheDinosaurs that]] would be an enemy!\\

* Pat summarizes [[IdiotPlot the plot]] of ''Tekken 6'':

** Finally confronting [[spoiler: Gates Becker]] and hearing his MotiveRant brings Pat to the realization that [[IdiotPlot the villains are insane idiots]].

--->'''Pat''': Man, ''fuck this!''

** When they finally fight him, [[https://youtu.be/fVGQz4bjwlY?t=36m6s Matt loses]] it when he finds out that the BossSubtitle for him is actually called "Massive Man".

--> '''Matt:''' Imagine if Woolie was always like, "Yeah, I have a big peg leg."\\

** Matt points out that storming Dojima HQ is basically just subjecting the goons to the Majima Everywhere system from ''Kiwami''. They then discuss the awesomeness of using the Majima Everywhere system as real life viral marketing, such as having a Majima cosplayer popping up at promotional events for ''other games'', and other forms of [[IncrediblyLamePun "Majimadvertising"]].

-->'''Matt laughs in the background'''
-->'''Woolie:''' I am the master of keys, I have come to unlock all the asses!
-->'''Matt as Steve:''' Yeah I heard that about you!
-->'''Woolie:''' It's like the page master except with keys and asses,

-->'''Woolie:''' I can tell you a lot about parking lots I drew one today...

-->'''Woolie''': Yeah, no. [[NoJustNoReaction Never]].

-->'''Matt''': So she has a gigantic 30-liter ass and a tiny little paw.
-->'''Woolie''': It's the biggest cat badonkadonk you've ever seen.

--> '''Matt:''' It was Sharkle! [[spoiler: Sharkle, was that cat guy!]] (Immediately tries to imitate Sharkle's laugh.)
--> '''Woolie (Imitating Sharkle):''' [[spoiler: The Universe is forgetting you!]]
--> '''Matt (Imitating Sharkle):''' [[spoiler: I will show you things blind and terrible!]]
--> '''Woolie (Imitating Sharkle):''' [[spoiler: Little Creature, mot because I'm caring.]]

-->'''Matt:''' They didn't invent gloves yet!

-->'''Matt''': You should just drive your car into his house, and say, "Where's the gun?"
-->'''Pat''': Yeah.
-->'''Matt''':(As Schroeder) You have the gun!
-->'''Pat''': (As Cole) Where's the gun?! - and you're like, threatening him ''with the gun.''

-->'''Pat''': You stupid motherfucker. You've trapped yourself in this lot.
-->'''Woolie''': This is gonna be another crime scene, I guess.
-->'''Pat''': It is now!

-->'''Pat''': Are we idiots?

-->'''Woolie''': I was hopin' I'd work wit a Polack!

-->'''Matt:''' (sputters) Did he explode?! Did [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]] get to him?!

-->'''Matt:''' It's that little, uh, [[AllMenArePerverts dildo thing]].\\

--> '''Phelps:''' [[DroppingTheBombshell You fuck young boys, Valdez?]]\\

-->'''Matt:''' ([[BlackComedy gleefully]]) [[SuddenlyShouting CRUSH HIM TO DEATH!]]

-->'''All:''' ({{Gasp}}) [[SuddenlyShouting WHOOOOOOOOAAA!!!]]
-->'''Woolie:''' That was awesome!
-->'''Pat:''' OH, HE'S [[LizardFolk A REPTILIAN]]! HE'S [[TheMole A SECRET REPTILIAN]], BEKOWSKI!
-->'''Woolie:''' [[FanNickname Perogies]], are you secretly a lizard person?
-->'''Pat:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Blink your other eyelids!]]

-->'''Phelps:''' You better give me something before I bring the whole department down here.
-->'''Leitvol:''' Don't be hysterical, Detective!
-->'''Pat (as Leitvol):''' Get your wandering uterus back in your fucking cervix!

-->'''Woolie:''' You guys say there's some real shit coming, but we've had two cases of kid-touchin' already, I dunno what the fuck else is coming.\\

-->'''Matt:''' What a fucking mind game!

-->'''Bishop:''' [[BlatantLies This is all a big mistake!]]
-->'''Woolie:''' I didn't mean to fuck those kids!
-->'''Pat:''' And video tape it! And watch 'em in the bathroom!
-->'''Matt:''' [[Film/TheRoom I deed not do it! I DEED NAHT!]]

-->'''Woolie:''' (flying off a cliff) Time to teach this partner-
-->'''Matt:''' Everything Cole Phelps is about.
-->'''Pat:''' (talking over Matt) The Cole Phelps way!
-->'''Woolie:''' (crashes into a gate and then a car) He hasn't had a chance to meet ''me!''
-->'''Pat as Phelps:''' (cracking up) Rusty, I-I... there's some rumors about me from Traffic...
-->'''Matt:''' They're ''all'' true.

--> '''Woolie (as Donnelly)''': Zaibatsu! You have the lord's work to do!
--> '''Matt (ditto)''': [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}} Another skull for the skull thrones,]] boyos!

-->'''Matt:''' We're not even out of ''earshot'', Moller!

-->'''Rusty:''' Just an angry husband that went overboard on some broad that wouldn't put out.
-->'''Pat:''' [[SarcasmMode Case. Closed.]]

-->'''Woolie:''' How didn't you get your ass beaten.
-->'''Matt:''' Well I didn't get any honey, I lost it all! In that weird incident.

-->'''Donnelly:''' Well, young Phelps, you win some and you lose some in police work.
-->'''Matt:''' That's the worst attitude to take on police work!

-->'''Matt!Secretary:''' Mr. Phelps, if you want, we can [[BlackComedy firebomb]] [[CallBack the hobo]] [[VideoGame/BatmanTheTelltaleSeries kingdom]], if you prefer.

-->'''Rusty:''' In my experience, mac, [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero if you give into broads]], you'll be giving into 'em your entire life.\\

-->'''Ferdinand:''' You won't get upset?\\

-->'''Matt:''' Mr. [=McCaffrey=], you're under arrest for the crime of smug!

-->'''Matt:''' Remember [=McCaffrey=], when you do criminal things, they write it down somewhere. You fuckin' putz.

-->'''Pat:''' [[SkewedPriorities He's in the car]], ass up, [[TheAlcoholic with a bottle of vodka]] [[AssShove in his ass]].

-->'''Phelps:''' You're exactly what I expected! We were looking for a low achiever!\\

-->'''Matt:''' I shot the Black Dahlia killer in the face, and his head exploded, and I set his house on fire, and killed his dog.

-->'''Woolie:''' ''(Listening to Roy talk about the "two dead Negroes")'' [[MadnessMantra R1! R1!]] ''[[MadnessMantra R1!]]''\\

-->'''Woolie:''' So imagine, if you would, [[BodyHorror a mini volcano where your veins would be]] on your arm.\\

-->'''Matt:''' ''(examining a violin)'' Some primitive Negro club!\\

* In Part 28, Woolie gets his own [[NeverLiveItDown "throwing the fire ax"]] moment when he gets hyped over using a [[CoolGuns/SubmachineGuns Tommy Gun]] in the soup factory raid, only to accidentally drop it for no reason [[GoodBadBugs and have it fall through the floor]] as soon as he opens the door.

-->'''Carruthers:''' A real bloodbath here. What was this all about?
-->'''Woolie and Matt:''' (without hesitation) [[ItMakesSenseInContext Soup.]]

--> '''Woolie:''' They call me [[IronicNickname "lungs."]]\\

--> '''Matt:''' ''[[VideoGame/NightInTheWoods Germ Warfare?!]]''

-->'''Matt:''' Are you [Woolie] driving?\\

--> '''Pat:''' Do we know that guy?

---> '''Woolie:''' I thought we should steal them again.
---> '''Pat:''' Yeah. Cuz I hear how mu - I heard you talking about... the other day about how much you like [[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Baiken]].
--->''(a beat)''
---> '''Pat:''' ''Ehhhhh.''
---> '''Woolie:''' That was... horrible? You should feel bad. You should feel... ''really'' bad.

-->'''Matt:''' [[SarcasmMode You solved the case!]]

-->'''Booker:''' Yes, I remember them. They called up to cancel at the last minute. One of the kids was sick.
-->'''Matt:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution So we burnt down their house.]]
-->'''Phelps:''' Do you mind if I take a look at that? [in reference to the ticket log]
-->'''Woolie:''' [[AxCrazy List of people I burnt.]]
-->'''Pat:''' *laughs*
-->'''Woolie:''' S'what it says on the book.
-->'''Matt:''' My burn list.
-->'''Woolie:''' [[BlackComedy Family of three! Ah, bah, I burnt those people]]. Family of five, oh yeah, they got-
-->'''Matt:''' Oh yeah, the smell. *sniffs*
-->'''Woolie:''' Nice and burnt.
-->'''Matt:''' Wafting.

-->'''Phelps (while examining an anarchist propaganda pamphlet):''' Ryan wants the world to be a better place. Don't we all?
-->'''Pat (bewildered):''' No?

-->'''Pat:''' Courtney, you are [[TooDumbToLive stupid]] ''and'' [[ButtMonkey cursed]].

-->'''Pat:''' [[SarcasmMode Both of your plans worked really well.]]
-->'''Matt!Monroe:''' We're geniuses!

-->'''Pat:''' Wow, what did you hit? ''A garbage can?!''
-->'''Woolie:''' A garbage can! *giggles*
-->'''Matt:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Hey, man, they make 'em tough.]]

-->'''Pat:''' ''Boy'', Kelso, you'd better hope the D.A. has your back [[spoiler: with all these [[CopKiller cops you're killing]]]].
-->(Some time later)
-->'''Pat:''' Seriously, you just [[spoiler: killed, like, nine cops]].
-->'''Matt:''' Yeah! And even a ghost, maybe.
-->'''Pat:''' [[spoiler: [[RefugeInAudacity I even killed the ghost cops.]]]]

-->'''Woolie:''' Fuckin' ''Manga/DragonBall'', as told through the eyes of [[SatelliteCharacter Yajirobe]].\\

-->'''Pat''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\

-->'''All:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THEY FORGOT!]] (*collectively break down laughing*)\\

-->'''Matt:''' [[SarcasmMode Like, there is Captain America and right above him, there is Minase.]]

-->'''Woolie:''' ''Aww, WHY?!''

-->'''Woolie:''' Fuckin' Shut the fuck up Woolie, shut the fuck up! Shut up!

-->'''Pat''': [[SuddenlyShouting Oh, wow! The future's weird!]] Why is it a fancy little restaurant?!
-->'''Woolie''': ''(whispering)'' Jesus.
-->'''Pat''': ...Huh.
-->'''Woolie''': Cuz they sell "cheese pizzas". "[[UnusualEuphemism CP]]".
-->'''Woolie''': ...Oh man. Alright, [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject we're just gonna have to move on]]...

-->'''Woolie as Jonathan:''' Hey Chris, why don't you tell him about all the boing-oing-oing that went on a little bit earlier today? Think he'll enjoy that?\\

-->'''Jonathan''': Look at how they've got me smiling. [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero I look like a fag]]. I don't smile like this in real life.
-->'''Pat''': Remember, our main character is a mix between the Creator/MelGibson and [[Film/LethalWeapon the Riggs]]. It's thematically appropriate.

-->'''Both''': OH?!\\

-->'''Woolie''': OH! OH, YOU GOT GOT! HAS ANYONE EVER GOTTEN MORE GOT?!\\

-->'''Woolie''': What do you even call a biomort case? What do you call that?\\

-->'''Woolie''': ''[regarding Jonathan's expression]'' That face is "''Thank god'' I dodged that bullet!"

-->'''Pat:''' Alright, let's get into the Residential District.
-->''(Explosion)''
-->'''Pat:''' Where ''[[BlatantLies everything is fine]]''.
-->''(Cue Necromorph stabbing the shit out of a helpless civilian and rushing Isaac)''
-->'''Matt:''' *Calmly* That's fine.
-->'''Pat:''' *Equally Calm* Wow, that person gets it really hard.

--->'''Pat:''' [[SurvivalMantra Gotta make sure... Gotta make sure.]]

-->'''Matt:''' That must have been a hard slide for them to get the [[SpaceX Space-]]Photoshop guy to make that. He'd be like ''"Really?"''
-->'''Pat:''' "Is ''[[FacialHorror that]]'' what you want to happen? Really?"
-->'''Matt:''' ''(snickering)'' The guy's just staring at his desk for like, two hours just like "...wha--?"

-->'''Isaac:''' I saw it. I was on board when it happened.
-->'''Pat:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice And I crushed that shit!]]
-->'''Matt:''' Yeah, I did really well. [[HeroicMime I couldn't talk for the entire adventure]], though, I was so, like, hyped.

-->'''Liam:''' You have to play a [[UnexpectedGameplayChange dancing minigame]] to [[BulletDancing dodge the bullets]].

-->'''Matt:''' I wanna make a wager. Will this be worse or better than Tekken 7's awful story mode?
-->'''Pat:''' Nice try.

** During his introduction cutscene, Matt and Woolie express displeasure at seeing Dante's ''Videogame/{{Devil May Cry 3|Dantes Awakening}}'' design for the Umpteenth time.
-->'''Matt:''' I'm sick of [=DMC3=] Dante, honestly. I'd rather 4 at this point.
-->'''Woolie:''' I'd rather 1, or 2. Give me 4 with 2's jacket.

-->'''Pat:''' So you end up in a situation where it's like "Hey, I'm [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIV El Fuerte]]," and then someone looks at El Fuerte and goes "I hate dudes with masks. [[DisproportionateRetribution I'M GONNA KILL YOU!]]"

-->'''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil Chris Redfield]]:''' No deal, Comicbook/{{Thanos}}.
-->'''Matt:''' Who are you, [[BadassNormal Chris]], to say no deal, ''[[PhysicalGod Thanos]]''?!
-->(Woolie and Matt start laughing)
-->'''Pat:''' You're a cop!
-->'''Chun-Li:''' Give us cause to trust you.
-->'''Pat:''' ''You're'' a cop!
** The arrival of a ''VideoGame/MonsterHunter'' boss infuriates Pat for many reasons: the fact that the actual Monster Hunter character is relegated to DLC instead of being playable for her own sequence, the fact that the gameplay just has [[Comicbook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]] and Ryu fighting the same waves of {{Mooks}} followed by [[CutsceneBoss a cool cutscene of the boss's defeat]], and the fact that the sequence appears to exist ''just'' to show off how much detail and budget was put into the unlockable stage.

** Woolie mocks the shady practice of holding back Comicbook/BlackPanther and Monster Hunter to sell them as paid DLC despite both characters appearing in the story:
-->'''Black Panther:''' Valkanda needs its king.
-->'''Woolie:''' ''[In a Wakandan accent]'' And DLC needs profits!

** Woolie has a pretty interesting interpretation of Ghost Rider's [[IncrediblyLamePun thought]]s on Morrigan.
-->'''Woolie:''' (As Ghost Rider) GET OFF ME, THOT!
-->(Woolie and Pat laugh their asses off.)
** Woolie ends up using Comicbook/DoctorStrange and [[VideoGame/GhostsAndGoblins Arthur]], two characters he has little experience with. Arthur goes down quickly, so Woolie keeps spamming the Bolts of Balthak with Strange.
-->'''Doctor Strange ([[BrokenRecord ad nauseam]]): ''' Lightning, vanquish my enemies!
-->'''Matt: '''It's a good thing that lightning came in and vanquished his enemies.
-->'''Woolie:''' Who'd he vanquish?
-->'''Matt and Pat''': His enemies.
-->'''Woolie:''' W-What vanquished it?
-->'''Mat and Pat:''' Lightning.
-->'''Woolie:''' Okay, just checking.

* Part 4 starts with Videogame/{{Strider}} Hiryu's nemesis, Grandmaster Meio, dying in a cutscene. Pat notes that the Grandmaster has been killed multiple times (he and Strider both acknowledge this) so this really didn't accomplish much.

-->'''Matt''': I'd have sex with ''all'' these characters.\\

-->'''Rocket:''' Ah, ''Power'' Stone! Now I get it-\\

-->'''Matt:''' Turn around so we can see your sexy skull face. ''(they see Death's new face)''\\

-->'''Pat:''' Is that a joke about [[CapcomSequelStagnation Capcom re-releases]]?\\

-->'''Captain America:''' We've lost allies and friends.
-->'''Woolie:''' Who?!
** Throughout the video, the guys mention newer Marvel and Capcom characters who should be in the game, such as Comicbook/SpiderGwen, [[Comicbook/AllNewGhostRider Robbie Reyes]], [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry4 Nero]] or ''anyone'' from ''VideoGame/PowerStone''. Near the end of Part 4, this turns into Matt and Woolie straight up listing off absent characters they'd rather be playing as, like [[Comicbook/MsMarvel2014 Kamala Khan]] and [[VideoGame/StreetFighterV Rashid]]. However, when Woolie asks where [[VideoGame/MegaManX Axl]] is...
-->'''Matt:''' No one gives a fuck!

** The idea that Thor, by himself, could hold off ''the entire rest of the cast'' leaves the guys confused, as does Comicbook/{{Ultron}}-Sigma randomly having some {{Mook}} as a battle partner

-->'''Pat''': I just like Ryu and Frank standing around going "What? Who!? ''Magic!?''"\\

-->'''Dr. Strange:''' Heroes, lend me your strength -- I will channel it into him!\\

-->'''Woolie''': [[BlatantLies Well, you know, I tried...]]
-->'''Pat''': No you fucking didn't. You didn't try shit.

-->'''Woolie:''' And they'd never terrify the children by making them fight him, it seems.\\

-->'''Matt:''' ''(after blowing up cars with a [[TankGoodness Sherm]])'' This is a ''Mario'' game. It super is. You can't tell me it's not.

-->'''Pat:''' I see thirteen to fourteen years old that are taller than me and I want to jump off a cliff.

-->'''Headmaster:''' Tell me, ''why'' should I waste my time on you?
-->'''Jimmy:''' I don't know.
-->'''Headmaster:''' ''(dramatically)'' Because it's my calling!
-->'''Pat:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Oh, FUCK you, you fuckin' posh motherfucker!]]

-->'''Pat:''' ''(as Jimmy)'' I hid in the garbage.\\

-->'''Pat:''' I think you said the wrong word man! I bet you meant hazing.

-->'''Pat:''' What is that?
-->'''Matt:''' [[SarcasmMode It's some type of]] [[GretzkyHasTheBall sports ball]]. I-I don't recognize it though.
-->'''Pat:''' I think Jimmy's getting drunk just by being around it! Oh, what, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he's just got a chain in his hand now]]!
-->'''Matt:''' What's happening?
-->'''Pat:''' What is this [[FootballHooligans hooligan aura]] around this weird spotted ball?
-->'''Matt:''' What is the nature of this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Stand]]?

-->'''Matt:''' [[BlatantLies I don't even know]] why they think Jimmy's dumb, he looks like he has a head on his shoulders!`

-->'''Wade Martin:''' You wanna see me lose it?! Huh '''DAD?!''' I mean, '''You're dead!!!'''\\

-->'''Pat:''' ''Almost''?

-->'''Pat:''' Fuck it just rush it! Cut it!\\

-->'''Pat:''' Wait, that's his ''name''? I thought that was [[{{Kevlard}} a class of enemy.]]

-->'''Pat:''' *gasps*
-->'''Matt:''' What the... Have we [[VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} gained insight]]?!
-->'''Pat:''' What da fuck?!
-->'''Matt:''' Is it Halloween?
-->'''Pat:''' Or is it just, uh... one of ''those'' schools?

-->'''Pat:''' If you ''didn't know'' that this guy's [[ObviouslyEvil the villain]]...
-->[...]
-->'''Pat:''' [[SuddenlyShouting HE HAS A LITTLE RIDING CROP?!]] He's not even just a Nazi, he's like [[CrossesTheLineTwice a weird fetish Nazi]]!
-->'''Matt:''' Is there any other type?

--> ''Russel [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Power Bombs]] Jimmy''
-->'''Pat:''' *Gasps*
-->'''Matt:''' '''Oh my god!'''
-->''Jimmy is immediately knocked out and Russel runs off''
-->'''Pat:''' (subdued) Oh wow, there he goes...
-->'''Matt:''' There goes [[VideoGame/Yakuza0 Mr. Shakedown!]]

-->'''Pat:''' It's super easy in Detroit, driving across the bridge to Windsor.\\

* Part 28 involves a subquest dealing NoCelebritiesWereHarmed versions of Michael Jackson and Stephen Spielberg, complete with Engrish exclamations. And there are numerous closeups on said Spielberg lookalike, who falls deep into the UncannyValley.

* At the end of part 6 they freak out over Victor the forensicist's [[UncannyValley creepy AI head]] "Gorby". Pat guesses he's named after UsefulNotes/MikhailGorbachev, and freaks out when Victor confirms he's not just named after him but based off his brain patterns.

** In his displeasure over [[spoiler: the [[KarmaHoudini Karma Houdinis]] of Roy, Worrell, and Benson]], Woolie decides that ''everyone'' was eventually [[RunningGag caught in a compromising position with a child]].

-->'''Matt:''' I don't know, I think [[KnifeNut a man using a knife]] is way more manly than a gun.

* Woolie makes a conversation on the [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext logistics of having sex with a gun]] [[UpToEleven uncomfortable]] with one sentence.

* Their continued inability to grasp the real estate system continues to plague them throughout Part 30, including their befuddlement that [[CloudCuckoolander Kiryu]] apparently buys properties by [[UpToEleven proudly showing the money to the building itself]].

'''Pat:''' I was [[UpToEleven born in the coal mine!]]

** In his displeasure over [[spoiler: the [[KarmaHoudini Karma Houdinis]] of Roy, Worrell, and Benson]], Woolie decides that ''[[UpToEleven everyone]]'' was eventually [[RunningGag caught in a compromising position with a child]].

'''Pat:''' That means there were like [[UpToEleven THREE or FOUR King of Iron Fist tournaments]] in one year!

** Pat gets really hyped when it's revealed that [[spoiler: Gates' rant was an EngineeredPublicConfession being broadcast to the whole colony]], and both him and Woolie then [[BigYes erupt in one of the biggest cheers on the channel]] when [[spoiler: Ed -- last seen ''in a coma'' -- comes out of nowhere to [[BoomHeadshot headshot]] Gates]]. [[UpToEleven And then]] Woolie gets his own BigYes while Pat goes LaughingMad over [[spoiler: Gates' severed head [[OffWithHisHead flying out of the explosion]]]].

* Part 29 delights the two when they go to Russell's house for help and find him waiting for them ''on a motorcycle''. And they only get happier when he ''[[UpToEleven rams a barricaded gate and goes right through]]''.

* The instant they see Sojiro Sakura's NiceHat, they declare him a pimp. The fact that he doesn't want a man in the passenger seat of his car, or to save a guy's number in his cell phone, only cinches it further.

* Part 10 starts with Pat recommending that viewers visit a ShockSite from his youth only to immediately backtrack. After Woolie brings up [[UpToEleven the Gauntlet]], Pat declares he's ''too old'' to keep up with the modern internet sub-culture.

* In a return to Woolie's famed insistence on coloring the pictures in VideoGame/SilentHillShatteredMemories, he apparently spends an extended period of time trying to customize his board [[AuthorAppeal to put a Reboot logo on it]].

--->'''Matt:''' This is like a ''Franchise/MetalGear'' boss [[FreudianExcuse backstory]].

** When they finally get to see the Masochistic Man and The Dominatrix go at it, Pat decides that he should read the line of the Dominatrix while Matt will e the Masochistic Man. [[https://youtu.be/-OYAGPGY_YI?t=9m29s It's as hilarious as it sounds]].

* The intro which depicts Woolie as Mae and Matt as Gregg, with the latter loudly exclaiming to do crimes with the former doing Woolie's "YEYEYE". Matt voicing Gregg's lines in the series itself helps make the character's moments even funnier due to both of them being {{Adorkable}} [[{{Keet}} Keets]].

* Part 16: Woolie talks about how since he had to go to Saturday services and thus missed out on Saturday morning cartoons when he was a child. He then talks about how he once saw the [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Mega Man cartoon]] as a kid for a split-second and how the idea of there being a Mega Man cartoon just blew his mind.

--> '''Woolie:''' I thought we should steal them again.
--> '''Pat:''' Yeah. Cuz I hear how mu - I heard you talking about... the other day about how much you like [[{{VideoGame/GuiltyGear}} Baiken]].
-->''(a beat)''
--> '''Pat:''' ''Ehhhhh.''
--> '''Woolie:''' That was... horrible? You should feel bad. You should feel... ''really'' bad.

* Part 22 has Pat declare furries were created by ''WesternAnimation/RobinHood'' and killed by [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Minerva Mink]]. Matt counters that ''{{WesternAnimation/Zootopia}}'' was a finisher for a furry "combo".

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