- Casey. Just...Casey.
- Jane: Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?Casey: Why? The only point in wearing these monstrous dresses is so some drunken groomsmen can rip it to shreds with his teeth.
- Jane and Kevin's Snark-to-Snark Combat
Jane: "Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open!"
- Jane and Kevin getting shitface and ending up loudly belting out "Benny and the Jets." As well as arguing whether the line is "electric boobs" or not.
- Jane trying on all 27 dresses of her bridesmaid dresses while Kevin watches.
- Kevin coaching Jane how to say "no" to people. After it's over, he asks for her drink. She agrees and then realizes her mistake a second too late.
- The reaction to Jane's Atomic F-Bomb.