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- The Confession Cam responses to Lindsay's cheerleading performance in the talent show.Heather: That was one of the most shameless...
Courtney: ...perverted...
Katie and Sadie: ...grotesque... ...grotesque...
Eva: ...bimbo bubble-headed fan service I have ever...
Owen: ...laid my eyes upon that gorgeous...
Duncan: ...hottest...
Noah: ...guilty pleasure I have ever [seen] in my life.
Leshawna: ...and woo-eeee, could that white girl shake it!
Bridgette: ...like some kind of vapid, shallow...
Geoff: ...wild party girl that I only see in movies...
Gwen: ...and you would never, EVER, in a million years see my do something so...
Tyler: \lets out a long swoon\
Ezekiel: It's amazing she can stand up straight!
DJ: ...and the irony is, I don't think she knew the effect she was having on us.
Beth: Thee looked really good up there, I could never do the thplits. - Also during the talent show, while Noah's doing Shakespeare:Duncan: Man, this is depressing sounding.Harold: Hamlet's contemplating suicide in this scene.Duncan: Really? So am I.
- Chris's name for the "popular teens" team: The Cool Kids Club! To make it extra cool, they replaced the Cs with Ks!
...wait a second... - In Chapter 18, everyone in the confessional cam reacting to the possibility that Ezekiel likes Heather:Harold: (astonished) Ezekiel likes Heather?!DJ: (incredulous) Ezekiel likes Heather?!Duncan: (startled) Ezekiel likes Heather?!Gwen: (surprised) Ezekiel likes Heather?!Lindsay: (dumbfounded) Ziggy likes Heather?!Beth: (astounded) Ethekiel likes Heather?!Tyler: (thunderstruck) Ezekiel... likes... Heather?!Katie: (flabbergasted) OhmygoshEzekiellikesHeather?!Noah: (horrified) Heather likes Ezekiel?All nine of them: ...NAH!
- Again in Chapter 19, when Ezekiel angrily drags Heather into the kitchen after she pours cold water all over him:
Tyler: (astonished) I don't know about the others, but all I could think was 'he's going to kill her'!DJ: (incredulous) He's going to kill her!Duncan: (startled) He's going to kill her!Harold: (surprised) He's going to kill her!Lindsay: (dumbfounded) Esteban's going to kill her!Gwen: (thunderstruck) He's going to kill her, and not let me to!Katie: (flabbergasted) OhmiGodhe'sgoingtokillher!Beth: (astounded) He'th going to kill her!Noah: (matter-o-factly) He's going to kill her.All nine of them: ...YAY!
