Funny / Todd McFarlane's Spawn

• In response to Clown being an annoying Jerkass:
  Spawn: Look! Back off, before I permanently introduce your face to your colon.
• Clown rubbing one out to a photo of Wanda in front of Spawn, followed by him casually wiping his hands on Spawn's cape.
  • Right after, the incredibly bizarre yet badass threat Spawn gives the prick.
  Spawn: You're about two seconds from wearing that smile around yo' ass.
• Violator, after making a point of dropping the comedy act and asserting himself as Spawn's handler, proceeds to ease back into his Clown form not physically, but verbally.
  Violator: Consider this a friendly reminder... get with the fucking program.
• One of the bums asks Spawn why he can't see Wanda. Spawn angrily takes off his mask to reveal his immolated face.
  Spawn: You ask stupid questions!
  Bum: I've seen lots worse. I used to work for a mortician.
  Spawn: That makes me feel better. Get out of here.

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