Funny: Think Like A Man
- The scene when the men find the book.
Jeremy: This is sick.Zeke: It's brainwashing, I'm telling you!Jeremy: She's trying to push me towards my dreams and help me accomplish my goals- wh-why would she do that?
- Jeremy proposing to Kristen in the middle of her showing a house to a newly wed couple.
Jeremy: Look I uhm...I miss you. I miss you and I want you back.Kristen's clients: Aww.Jeremy: I wanna buy you a house.Male Client: That's my man, step up!Jeremy: I wanna buy you this house.Male Client: Back up bitch, you ain't buying my house!
- Zeke's confession.
Zeke: I don't want the sex, Mya, I want you.Mya: [sighs] That's bullshit.Zeke: ...Okay, that's bullshit. Yes, of course I want the sex but the difference is before I met you, the sex was all I wanted, and now I want you.
- Jeremy notices all his anime posters and figurines are missing.
Jeremy: Oh. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!
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