Funny / Think Like a Man

• The scene when the men find the book.
  Jeremy: This is sick.
  Zeke: It's brainwashing, I'm telling you!
  Jeremy: She's trying to push me towards my dreams and help me accomplish my goals- wh-why would she do that?
• Jeremy proposing to Kristen in the middle of her showing a house to a newly wed couple.
  Jeremy: Look I uhm...I miss you. I miss you and I want you back.
  Kristen's clients: Aww.
  Jeremy: I wanna buy you a house.
  Male Client: That's my man, step up!
  Jeremy: I wanna buy you this house.
  Male Client: Back up bitch, you ain't buying my house!
• Zeke's confession.
  Zeke: I don't want the sex, Mya, I want you.
  Mya: [sighs] That's bullshit.
  Zeke: ...Okay, that's bullshit. Yes, of course I want the sex but the difference is before I met you, the sex was all I wanted, and now I want you.
• Jeremy notices all his anime posters and figurines are missing.
  Jeremy: Oh. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!

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