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  • Lefty attacks the family's lair with a huge chainsaw, demanding vengeance for his murdered nephew, while Drayton thinks he's an assassin sent by a rival catering company.
    Lefty: I'm the Lord of the Harvest.
    Drayton: Who's that? Some new health food bunch?
  • Throughout the film, Drayton complains that the small businessman always gets it in the ass. When Lefty shows up to avenge his loved ones, take a wild guess as to where Lefty's chainsaw goes first.
    • It gets even funnier, because even though he's in agony, Drayton looks on the brightside as the chainsaw took care of his hemorrhoids.
  • During Lefty's chainsaw duel with Leatherface, the decrepit Grandpa Sawyer struggles to get to his feet and aid his grandson. Finally, he gets in position and throws his hammer at Lefty... missing him completely and clocking Leatherface in the head instead. Then Grandpa falls over.
  • When the Sawyers discover Stretch and Chop Top starts his “BUBBA’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND” chant, we get a shot of Leatherface’s exasperated eyeroll to Stretch, as if to say either “You see what I have to deal with here?” or “If your family were like this, YOU’D be crazy, too!”
  • The deleted scenes are full of funny moments.
    • Dayton and Chop Top argue after Chop Top brings the Hitchiker's corpse (turned into a Dead Guy Puppet) along while they're driving around looking for victims.
      Drayton: I told you boys, and I TOLD you boys, don't take your brother out on your runs! Gettin' him all torn up. Ya bring home nothing but trouble.
      Chop Top: Yeah, but he asked. He wanted to go to 7-Eleven and get a Big Red soda. Isn't that right, bro? (In a falsetto while operating the puppet) Yeah, a Big Red soda, aaaand a peanut patty, and a pisfoot! (Drayton smacks him) Hey, don't mess with my Lou Reed leather look!
      Drayton: You look like a fool! Why don't you get a haircut! ... I wouldn't trust you to chase flies off a dead dog's dick!
      Chop Top: (through the Hitchhiker puppet in the falsetto) Oh yeah!? (Stops operating the puppet) Oh yeah?! Well, kiss my plate, Mister Big Shot!
    • Drayton manages to lure a bunch of rioting hockey fans to his van by offering them croissants.
      • As Leatherface chops said fans up, a severed hand is sent flying, and upon landing, flips him the bird.
    • The deleted scene with Joe Bob Briggs, who is immediately impressed by Leatherface murdering two people in front of him and starts awarding him points.

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