Funny / The Six Million Dollar Man

• A bad guy who has tangled with Steve before gets a call relating that a single person has just torn through his goons like they were nothing. "This has a depressingly familiar ring to it."
• From the Spin-Off with Steve's long-lost bionic son, we have all the moments when both Steve and Jaime realise they are So Last Season.
  (the boy bolts off at nearly twice their speed)
  Steve: ...I can't do that.
  Jaime: I can't do that either.
• Earlier, Steve and his son reconnect...in the middle of a bar fight.
• Chased by some enemy agents in an alley, Steve grabs his son and takes a huge leap to the top of a nearby building. His son, unaware before this of Steve's bionic powers, dryly asks "Anything you'd like to tell me, dad?"
• In the second Spin-Off movie, a new bionic agent (played by a then-unknown Sandra Bullock) discovers that her boyfriend, believed paralyzed in an accident earlier in the film, has been faking it to sucker the bad guys.
  Kate: Where you even hurt at all?
  Jim: Yes, I was hurt! Well, I didn't break bones but...I was cut. I had lacerations...Okay, bruises, big bruises but one of them turned yellow.
• This log-rolling scene. "You wanna try that again?"
• Bionic Ever After firmly cements the drawbacks of their bionics. Whether they're playing in a racquetball room or she elbows him by accident and he lands in the drink as a result, Steve and Jaime always get a none-too-subtle reminder of the unpleasant side effects.