Funny: The Six Million Dollar Man

  • From the Spin-Off with Steve's long-lost bionic son, we have all the moments when both Steve and Jaime realise they are So Last Season.
    (the boy bolts off at nearly twice their speed)
    Steve: ...I can't do that.
    Jaime: I can't do that either.
  • Earlier, Steve and his son reconnect...in the middle of a bar fight.
  • Chased by some enemy agents in an alley, Steve grabs his son and takes a huge leap to the top of a nearby building. His son, unaware before this of Steve's bionic powers, dryly asks "Anything you'd like to tell me, dad?"
  • In the second Spin-Off movie, a new bionic agent (played by a then-unknown Sandra Bullock) discovers that her boyfriend, believed paralyzed in an accident earlier in the film, has been faking it to sucker the bad guys.
    Kate: Where you even hurt at all?
    Jim: Yes, I was hurt! Well, I didn't break bones but...I was cut. I had lacerations...Okay, bruises, big bruises but one of them turned yellow.