History Funny / TheMask

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-->'''Kathy:''' You... you killed him! My god, you killed him!
-->'''Stanley!Big Head:''' Hey, don't blame me, you're the one with all the lamps!

* Stanley's dream of his night at the Coco Bongo going perfectly, where we basically get Jim Carrey playing [[Film/TheNuttyProfessor Buddy Love]]. And then Tina suddenly starts licking the side of his face, because Milo is actually doing it. How's that for a first film role?

-->'''Punk:''' Hey, Mister, you got the time?
-->'''The Mask:''' As a matter of fact I do, cubby! ''[Produces a pocket watch]'' [[LargeHam LOOK AT THAT!!]] It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! ''[DING! HONK! YOINK!]''

-->'''Dorian Tyrell:''' Okay, Twinkle Toes, I wanna know where my money is and I want it right now!
-->'''The Mask:''' Okay. ''(puts on a visor and chews a cigarette before [[{{Hammerspace}} pulling out an old calculator from behind]])'' You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year; 8% in stocks and bonds; carry the nine, divide by the gross national product. Fortunately... ''(Takes out cigarette)'' funeral bouquets are deductible.

-->'''Bobby the Bouncer:''' Uh, are you on the list?
-->'''Stanley:''' Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Franklin, Grant, and... JJJJackson?]]

** Stanley having to deal with The Mask's wackiness and his antics along with having to remind him to stay on task making him a {{Cloudcuckoolanders Minder}} though he does get amused by some of the things he does such as taking out a chicken suit for Charlie to wear which he smiles at that showing that he can be NotSoAboveItAll.
--->'''Stanley:''' So this is what I do as you...
--->'''Mask:''' It's the voodoo I do!

--->'''Eve:''' Get away from my Screwball Rabbit!\\

-->Mental note: never make threats if a mortar cannon is being pointed at you!

-->'''Video!Stanley:''' You do something about this, buddy. Or so help me, I will stick this mask in the Smithsonian, where NO ONE will ever wear it again! (''puts on the mask'')
-->'''Video!Mask:''' (''panicked'') IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN, DO IT, MAN! '''I THINK HE ''MEANS IT!!!'''''

--->'''Ace:''' Hold it right there, fancy pants! I'm taking you down for the abduction of one Milo the dog!
--->'''The Mask:''' Oh yeah?! (whips out [[MoreDakka two absurdly large, multibarrelled pistols]]) [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Try it.]]
--->'''Ace:''' I will! (''{{beat}}'') (''less confidently'') After a brief pause. (''{{beat}}'') (''sporting an OhCrap face'') [[BringMyBrownPants For a fresh change of shorts...]]

-->'''The Mask:''' (''dressed like a police officer'') Ah, all in good time, cubby. But first, we gotta get somebody to ''school''!
-->'''Skillit:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!!!!]] AnythingButThat!

-->'''The Mask:''' ''(puts on a visor and chews a cigarette before [[{{Hammerspace}} pulling out an old calculator from behind]])'' You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year; 8% in stocks and bonds; carry the nine, divide by the gross national product. Fortunately... ''(Takes out cigarette)'' funeral bouquets are deductible.

'''Doyle:''' ''[squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times]'' mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses...\\

'''Kellaway:''' [[[{{Angrish}} wordless rage]]]\\

** What really sells it is that the picture of Kellaway's wife has it written "Call Me Lover 555-9371"

-->'''Stanley:''' Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. [[BuyThemOff Franklin, Grant, and... JJJJackson?]]

-->'''Stanley:''' Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?

** Afterward, The Mask goes Film/DirtyHarry on the Dorian's men, complete with [[CatchPhrase "Do I feel lucky?"]] He draws some [[{{Hammerspace}} ludicrously large guns from his back pockets]] which cause the bad guys to flee in fear... just before [[BANGFlagGun "BANG!" flags]] pop out of the Mask's guns.

* Stanley trying to convince the mask expert, Dr. Neuman (played by [[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Ben]] [[Series/WinBenSteinsMoney Stein]]), that the Mask is magical. Neuman is not amused.

** After Pretorius unmasks Stanley and threatens his life, Eve shows up with the same weapon Pretorius tried to shoot her masked her previously - [[TinyGirlHugeGun which mind you, is as tall as her]] - and blasts him, with his head lands on the giant pipe.

--->'''Pretorius:''' (He is confused at seeing Eve right in front of him so he checks the case) You are not Eve! Eve, be mine and we shall rule the earth TOGETHER!\\
--->'''Eve:''' (She loads her gun clearly not taking his offer because she prefers Stanley than him) Dream on Zippy! I love Stanley Ipkiss! (She then points her gun at Pretorius)\\
--->'''Stanley:''' Eve!? Uh, Eve? Those things never work!\\
--->'''Eve:''' (She fires her gun at Pretorius's head) Bulls-Eye! (Pretorius removes the suction cup from his forehead then a spear to thrown at him which he then gets down and sees Eve change her appearance again) Oh ho ho! MINCE the bad guys, SLICE the bad guys, CHOP the bad guys! DICE them good! (Pretorius avoids her attack but knock into the laser away from Stanley but then Eve accidentally sent back to where it was)\\
--->'''Stanley:''' AUGH! Eve would you WATCH IT WITH THAT THING?!? (Pretorius turns the laser around which he aims it at Eve who changes back from She-Ra to her default appearance like The Mask does who checks herself on her compact mirror making a wolf whistle then Pretorius fires it at her which she deflect it with her compact mirror which she smiles while doing that)\\
--->'''Pretorius:''' It's not just a laser. It's a mortar cannon! (He fires it at Eve who jumps herself into the air to get out of its way)\\
--->'''Stanley:''' Eve... (As Pretorius looks around for her, she proceeds to land making FunnyBruceLeeNoises)\\
--->'''Pretorius:''' I see I shall be forced to use more dramatic measures of persuasion (He goes down on his knee) Eve will you marry me?\\
--->'''Eve:''' (She makes a goofy face clearly surprised at him doing that of all things then reacts in disgust and brings out her large handbag) You... CAD! (She then uses it to knock his head off his body, then takes out a large tin can opener to free Stanley with it) You miss me?

** The Mask being a Troll such as tricking his enemies into thinking he's dead or defeated only to reveal himself alive at the last second and he also pulls wedgies over the heads of anyone who annoy him or Stanley.
** The Mask can be too strong towards any girls he comes across such as putting himself in a position with a girl so that he can kiss them only they are put off by him which makes him like Stanley unlucky with any woman he comes across but however he does get lucky later on due to the fact that he's polite, kind and very sweet as well which makes most of the girls who are put off by him to be attracted to him.
** The Mask has forms that he tends to be over the top with them and one of his most favourite forms is a child one which makes sense since The Mask acts like a kid at times and he tends to crossdress as well having female forms that he does a female voice in them.

* In "Shrink Rap",after Dr Neuman puts on the mask, Masked Dr Neuman though terrifying does have his funny moments like The Mask did such as putting wedgie straitjackets on anyone he comes across, rides on a child bicycle, a book and finally a bouncy stick. After Pretorius manipulates him into busting him out of prison, Pretorius proceeds to further trick him by telling him the cosmos are within reach and they are not very far away. When Masked Dr Neuman says that he doesn't see anything, Pretorius hits him on the head with a mallet, causing stars to spin around his head, which convinces him. Like The Mask, he can also pop his eyes out as well as when he sees Stanley again he pops them out a couple of times with them attached to springs.
** And the best part is that Masked Dr Neuman still thinks that the mask does not work even though it does which after being told by Stanley that he is wearing it he denies it but he pops his eyes out which are attached by springs along with making his voice high pitched which proves that he is the one in denial not Stanley who pretty much said it.
--->'''Stanley:''' I'm not the one in denial.
** While going on a mission to cure the world from Ipkissa Maskosis Masked Dr Neuman goes to a zoo and sees a gorilla which upon seeing it declares that the gorilla has the same condition as well so he goes inside the cage, then holds it down so that he can take out ''diapers'' of all things so that he can turn it into a wedgie straitjacket to put it in which shows Masked Dr Neuman to be a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} just like The Mask and the other mask personas.
** Masked Dr Neuman shows himself to be TheComicallySerious as he still has his unmasked self's deadpan professional demeanor and he has the Mask's cartoony antics, childishness and a sense of humor.

* Pretty much all of "Split Personality". The Mask and Stanley's interactions with each other are just a joy to watch; for example, The Mask wanting to take Stanley out to see his favorite movies, taking him out on a surf, and finally The Mask wants to take Stanley out to the Coco Bongo.
** Stanley having to deal with The Mask's wackiness and his antics along with having to remind him to stay on task making him a {{Cloudcuckoolanders Minder}} though he does get amused by some of the things he does such as taking out a chicken suit for Charlie to wear which he smiles at that showing that he can be {{Not So Above It All}}.

* " Bride of Pretorius" has a woman named Evelyn who is like Stanley shy and meek but sweet and kind and when Stanley invites her over, Evelyn gets nervous and decides go to the bathroom but ends up opening the closet which is full of stuff that Stanley put in including the Mask of Loki that ends up causing Evelyn to lose her glasses which she can't see without them and when she finds them, she puts them on but they got attached to the mask which causes her to become attached to it and that's when Eve comes out.
** Eve unlike Evelyn shows herself to be very attached to Stanley even calling him her screwball rabbit and tries to kiss him a lot of times and even turns her head into a cartoon wolf at first then into that of an alien and pretty much shows herself to be wacky and fun loving just like The Mask. Eve also has a southern American accent and acts like one as well.
--->'''Stanley:''' Guess she likes me after all.
** When Stanley gets kidnapped by Pretorius, Eve goes to rescue him but like The Mask decide to change her appearance into something appropriate for the situation such as turning into Vasquez from Aliens then after firing a suction cup at Pretorius party because the guns never work as Stanley points out but mostly she does not like killing or hurting anyone even with the villains she changes again into She-Ra to attack Pretorius with it. Then after surviving all attempts to kill her Pretorius offers her to marry him but Eve refuses because he tried to hurt the man she loves and cares about so she takes out her large handbag and attack him with it knocking his head off then takes out a giant tin can opener to free Stanley with it.
--->'''Eve:''' Get away from my Screwball Rabbit!
--->'''Pretorius:''' (He is confused at seeing Eve right in front of him so he checks the case) You are not Eve! Eve, be mine and we shall rule the earth TOGETHER!
--->'''Eve:''' (She loads her gun clearly not taking his offer because she prefers Stanley than him) Dream on Zippy! I love Stanley Ipkiss! (She then points her gun at Pretorius)
--->'''Stanley:''' Eve!? Uh, Eve? Those things never work!
--->'''Eve:''' (She fires her gun at Pretorius's head) Bulls-Eye! (Pretorius removes the suction cup from his forehead then a spear to thrown at him which he then gets down and sees Eve change her appearance again) Oh ho ho! MINCE the bad guys, SLICE the bad guys, CHOP the bad guys! DICE them good! (Pretorius avoids her attack but knock into the laser away from Stanley but then Eve accidentally sent back to where it was)
--->'''Stanley:''' AUGH! Eve would you WATCH IT WITH THAT THING?!? (Pretorius turns the laser around which he aims it at Eve who changes back from She-Ra to her default appearance like The Mask does who checks herself on her compact mirror making a wolf whistle then Pretorius fires it at her which she deflect it with her compact mirror which she smiles while doing that)
--->'''Pretorius:''' It's not just a laser. It's a mortar cannon! (He fires it at Eve who jumps herself into the air to get out of its way)
--->'''Stanley:''' Eve... (clearly thinking she's dead while forgetting that she can't be hurt by something like that and shows that he cared and loved her very much despite her wackiness and antics. Pretorius looks around to see if she's dead but then she lands down and starts making Kung Fu moves and sounds showing that she is brave like The Mask)
--->'''Pretorius:''' I see I shall be forced to use more dramatic measures of persuasion (He goes down on his knee) Eve will you marry me?
--->'''Eve:''' (She makes a goofy face clearly surprised at him doing that of all things then reacts in disgust and brings out her large handbag clearly thinking that he's got to be kidding her if he thinks that will work on her) You... CAD! (She then uses it to knock his head off his body then takes out a large tin can opener to free Stanley with it) You miss me? (She is clearly happy and relieved that the man she loves is safe and sound.)
** Later on as The Mask is pondering how to destroy the meteorite he doesn't know how so he decides to give up and go back to the apartment where he and Stanley live and read all the books he never got a chance to read, watching all his favourite tv shows and movies, making a cartoonishly huge sandwich which he eat with a loud burp, then calls Charlie to let him know that he can keep his promotion.
--->'''Mask:''' I always wanted to say that.
** After making that phone call to Charlie The Mask saw that he only have one minute left on his cartoonish large watch so he decides to go to the bathroom to be ready for the end with him straighting his tie up, brushing his large buck white teeth, spraying his armpits and cutting the hairs in nostrils of his nose since he has no hair on his head then notices a dripping in the pipe which he said he never got the chance to get it fixed which The Mask has a {{Eureka Moment}} as he saw that he can build a pipe to turn the meteorite around which he did only that he got it the wrong way around which he fixed straightaway and the meteorite went back to space.
--->'''Mask:''' Oh you know i been meaning to get that fixed. (''but then suddenly has an idea'') That's it!
--->'''Mask:''' Yep that oughta do it. (''but then saw he got the pipe the wrong way around'') Oops. (''turns his tongue into that word while saying it'')
* In "Flight as a Feather" The Mask sings to himself what a great time he will have at the Coco Bongo while in a shower with his swimsuit, flappers and rubber duck ring he's got on. Milo doesn’t really appreciate the Mask’s singing, though.
-->'''Mask:''' (''singing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"'') ''Swedish Karaoke Night, at the Coco Bongo. First I win the prize tonight then eat a chimichango!'' (''pokes his head out of the shower wearing a snorkel and googles'') Can this boy sing or what?\\
(''Milo covers his ears, showing that he did not like that singing at all, causing The Mask to be disappointed at that, dropping his smile down because of it, then hears banging on the shower wall.'')
-->'''Mrs Peenman:''' Pipe down in there, Ipkiss! You're making my African Violets droop!
-->'''Mask:''' (''comes out of the shower wearing a swimsuit, flippers and a rubber duck floatie'') That's not all that drooping on the old bag. (''changes back to his default outfit'') Mm-Mm-Mm, I tell ya, pooch. Everybody's a critic.

* Counterfeit Mask has Peggy put on the mask which turns her into a egotistical, vain, vapid and good-hearted woman who thinks that she is the star of the story so she goes to hairdresser which she takes out her mallet when the knicks in her back are not all straight, grows her toenails back because the woman cut them short, demands for the machine to turn up hotter to make hair extra fluffy and after going through all that comes out in pretty attractive clothes with flowers on them and blue heels then asks her mirror if she's the pretty in the land which even her mirror just explodes instead so Masked Peggy decides what do these mirrors know true beauty anyway so she breaks up the fourth wall by telling the audience that she is ready for her makeup and goes in her large pink car to drive off.

-->'''The Mask:''' *dressed like a police officer with an Irish accent* Ah, all in good time laddie, but it's 8 AM, we gotta get somebody to ''school''!
-->'''Skillit:''' NOOOOO!!!! AnythingButThat!

-->'''Kellaway!Big Head:''' (''scratching his head'') Where can it be? Where can it be? (''notices the American flag hanging on the wall in front of him, then looks at the reader'') Okay, okay, so you guessed it before I dad, so what? You want some kind of prize or something? Jeesh!

** Even The Mask at first thought it was ridiculous seeing that a ''cold'' of all things will kill him along with his wearer until symptom number one which is loss of bladder control that ends up happening and he goes to the restroom because of it and convinces him that the cold will kill him if he keep his face on.

-->'''Stanley:''' I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''! [[note]]In the workprint version, Stanley says I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one]] [[PrecisionFStrike ''fuckin'']] [[EyeScream eye]]''![[/note]] (poke)

-->'''Stanley:''' I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''! [[note]]In the workprint version, Stanley says I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one]] [[PrecisionFStrike ''fuckin''']] [[EyeScream eye]]''![[/note]] (poke)

-->'''Stanley:''' I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''! [[note]]In the workprint version, Stanley says I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] [[EyeScream eye]]''![[/note]] (poke)

-->'''Stanley:''' I hope you can enjoy your victory with ''[[EyeScream one friggin' eye]]''! (poke)

-->'''Mask:''' (''singing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"'') ''Swedish Karaoke Night, at the Coco Bongo. First I win the prize tonight then eat a chimichango!'' (''He puts his head out of the shower wearing a snorkel and googles'') Can this boy sing or what?\\

-->'''Mask:''' (''singing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"'') ''Swedish Karaoke Night, at the Coco Bongo. First I win the prize tonight then eat a chimichango!'' (''He puts his head out out of the curtains with him still wearing his googles who then sees his dog Milo on the bed'') Can this boy sing or what? (''He smiles clearly very impressed with himself but Milo covers his ears, showing that he did not like that singing at all, causing The Mask to be disappointed at that, dropping his smile down because of it, then hears banging on the shower wall.'')

-->'''Mask:''' (''He comes out of the shower with his swimsuit, flappers and his rubber duck ring'') That's not all that drooping on the old bag. (''He changes back to his default form after saying it'') Mm-Mm-Mm, I tell ya, pooch. Everybody's a critic.

'''Stanley!Big Head:''' Hang on, guys! He said fire at ''Will'', not ''me''!