Hfuhruhurr: Little girl… I want you to do something very important, alright?
Six year old girl: Ok.
Hfuhruhurr:I want you to run home, and I want you to call the ER of North Bank general hospital. 932-1000. Tell him to set up O.R.6 immediately and contact anesthesiologist Isadora Turek 472-2112 beep 12. Have him send an ambulance with a paramedic crew, light I.V D5NW-KVO, you got it?
Six year old girl: (flawlessly) E.R North Bank General Hospital 932-1000 setup O.R6, contact anesthesiologist Isadora Turek 472-2112 beep 12. Ambulance with paramedics and light I.V. D5NW and KVO.
Hfuhruhurr: That’s good.
Six year old girl: Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me.
Hfuhruhurr: (annoyed) Oh… it does, does it? Well, its not your job to diagnose!
Six year old girl: But I thought…
You thought, you thought
, just go! Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all
! Well you’re still wet behind the ears. It’s not a subdural
hematoma, its epidural
that makes me mad!