Funny / The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
- Barbara gently trying to stop Clive from becoming prematurely Blimpish:
Barbara: You're humming.
Clive: Am I?
Barbara: Mm-hm. It's a little habit you have.
Clive: [beat] What'll I do if I don't hum?
- Angela and Theo in the car, when he first notices that she looks like Edith and Barbaranote :
Theo: What is your first name, Miss Cannon?
Theo: What a lovely name. It comes from Angel, doesn't it?
Angela: I think it stinks. My friends call me Johnny.
- Clive and Hoppy reunited:
Hoppy: I was awfully sorry to hear about your leg. [looks down] Jumping Jehosaphat! They're both there!
Clive: What the hell did you think I was standing on?
Hoppy: They told me in Bloemfontein that they cut off your left leg.
Clive: [examines leg] Can't have, old boy. I'd have known about it.