- Jackie: Were you poor? Did you eat chicken pot pie?Leslie: [sadly] Pancakes... Lots of pancakes. [walks away]Anthony: Would you like a glass of Liebfraumilch?Leaslie: No thank you. I'll just have a glass of wine.Marty: That's the name of the wine.Leslie: Oh, I don't speak French.Jackie: Who does?Anthony: You do.Jackie: Oh, that's right. I do.Leslie: What does it mean?Jackie: In French? I think it means something German.Marty: It means 'Loving Mother's Milk'.Leslie: You speak French?Marty: [blank stare] No,... German.Jackie: (after Leslie demonstrates that she can say "I Love You" in sign language) Don't leave this girl alone with any handsome, deaf, mutes, Marty, that's my advice to you.Marty: Are you being wise?Jackie: One day I woke up wise.Marty: One day I woke up stupid.Jackie: What'd you do?Marty: I went back to bed.Jackie: That was wise.Jackie: Are you saving yourself for marriage?Leslie: Oh, no. [gasps] Do you think I should've?Jackie: If I were getting married I'd wanna check out the goods!Leslie: Me too!Jackie: So how are they?Leslie: What?Jackie: The goods.Leslie: I can't talk about that. He's your brother.Jackie: Pretend he's not my brother. I do.Anthony: You never go hungry in the desert because of the sand which is there.Lesly: I don't think you're insane.Jackie-O: You don't?Lesly: No.Jackie-O: You don't think I'm an eensie weensie bit insane?Lesly: I don't think you're insane. I think you're just spoiled.Jackie-O: [exasperated] Oh please, if everyone around here is going to start telling the truth, I'm going to bed.
Funny / The House of Yes
The humor is mostly dialogue driven: