Funny / The Devil's Brigade

• Major Bricker discovering that Cardwell killed the rattlesnake. As it turns out, the man had known about the animal all along... and had been keeping it, as a pet.
  Bricker: Now, why in the hell did you have to shoot him?
  Cardwell: You see, sir, we didn't feel like waiting around for him to starve to death.
• The Canadians', upon meeting the much rowdier American troops for the first time.
  Crown: God save the King.
  Rose: God save us all.
• The German soldiers the Brigade manages to capture during their morning shower, who then have to march out in nothing but their towels.