Funny / The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time

• Chris claims to have No Sense of Humor, but on several occasions he unknowingly becomes a Deadpan Snarker:
  I also said that...some dogs were cleverer and more interesting than some people. Steve, for example, who comes to the school on Thursdays, needs help to eat his food and could not even fetch a stick. Siobhan asked me not to say this to Steve's mother. "
• Chris's reaction to being arrested:
  This made me feel a lot calmer because it is what policemen say on television and in films.
• Chris getting all paranoid while interviewing his first 'suspect'.

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