Funny / The CATverse

• Al's reaction to being rescued from Batman by the others slamming Al's car into the Dark Knight, right after she gets in and they get the hell outta there:
  "God damn shit eating pig fucking ball licking cactus humping drag wearing Dahmer idolizing masturbating crab killing monkey raping hippo thumping roadkill eating corpse loving chainsaw screwing donkey poker overweight son of a bitch MOTHERFUCKER. He cracked my windshield!"
• Catwoman, Techie, & Captain in "CopyCAT".
  Techie: Did you ever think we'd be sitting on some anonymous rooftop, calling Catwoman a bitch-ass skank behind her back?
  Catwoman: [right behind the two of them] Maybe you should say it to my face.
  Captain: [scared to death] Hi—Hiya, Catwoman. We were just talking about you. H-how's the missus?