- Many, many lines, like this one:
Michael: (sings) C'mon forget your troubles, get happy / You better chase all you cares away... (beat) What's more boring that a queen doing a Judy Garland impression?Donald: A queen doing a Bette Davis impression.
Mike: (as Bette Davis) I adore cheap sentiment.
- Harold gets some of the best lines.
Harold: (to Emory) Your lips are turning blue. You look like you've been rimming a snowman.
Michael: Sunt! That's French, with a cedilla!