Funny / The Boys in the Band

  • Many, many lines, like this one:
    Michael: (sings) C'mon forget your troubles, get happy / You better chase all you cares away... (beat) What's more boring that a queen doing a Judy Garland impression?
    Donald: A queen doing a Bette Davis impression.
  • Harold gets some of the best lines.
    Harold: (to Emory) Your lips are turning blue. You look like you've been rimming a snowman.
  • Michael: Sunt! That's French, with a cedilla!