Funny / Stargate: The Ark of Truth

• Cameron sits in command chair on board the Odyssey and, as bombastically as possible, commands:
  Mitchell: Weapons to maximum.
  Marks: Sir?
  Mitchell: It's a joke Marks, (waves hand motioning forward) make it go.
• Mitchell shoots what he thinks is the only Replicator, only to hear more coming around the corner...
  Mitchell: Oh shit!
• It's hilarious when Vala gets all nervous after being "caught" with Tomin by Daniel. The look on her face is priceless.
• Even in the midst of mortal danger, Tomin and Vala still take the time to mention their extramarital issues.
  Tomin: We are still married.
  Vala: We'll talk about that later.
• Even when Marrick is the victim of the Replicators, it was all his own fault of course. Mitchell can't help but tell him how much of an ass he is.
  Mitchell: Who am I kidding? I knew you were an asshole the moment we met.
• How else do you end an action-packed "Stargate" movie?... With macaroons, naturally.
• The team's idle banter, now that the Ori crisis is put to rest as they get ready to walk through the gate to their next mission.
  Mitchell: It's kind of weird not having a big bad guy to fight anymore.
  Carter: Yeah, that's how we felt when we defeated the Goa'uld. And The Replicators. The first time...
  Mitchell: Well Jackson and Vala took care of that.
  Vala: That whole Ori thing was not our fault!
  Daniel: Just take the blame. You get used to it.