Funny / Star Trek Specter

• "Gaius, if you want to have a literary debate, let's do it over coffee next time. You'll obviously need the extra energy if you want to win!"
• When the EMH is treating Garrett after the shuttle collision, the "medical scanner" is a deactivated lightsaber.
• Between Reyf and Thornton:
  Reyf: "I should've never had that damned holocommunicator installed."
  Admiral Thornton: “What makes you say that?”
  Reyf: “Because you’re only half as intimidating on the viewscreen.”
• Between Ronston and Erickson:
  Ronston: "Wow...it's an android! A female!"
  Erickson: "Obviously."
• Erickson and Reyf:
  Erickson: "You've just spent eight days chasing down a man so mired in self-pity that he almost destroyed the timeline. You've done the right thing, so don't you dare start pitying yourself."
  Reyf: "Permission to speak freely is granted."
• Scene 50B: Erickson comes to see Ronston in Ten Forward after everything is through, and winks at him. The look on his face, possibly because he realizes he's about to get some, is priceless.
  • And just before that, Reyf's log entry says: "I come away with the realization that while life may not always come with instructions, you can find helpful hints." (as he holds up a padd with the "Frankenstein" book cover on it) "If you know where to look." The smug look on his face is priceless, because he's showing it to Dr. Falwell, with whom he lost a debate over this very story near the beginning of the movie. Turns out, he was right all along.
• The first scene of Reyf in his quarters has a musical one. Reyf is listening to what sounds like classy piano music—but if you listen closely, you’ll quickly recognize it as a piano version of the theme from King of the Hill.
• NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!