Funny / Spawn (1997)

• Almost all of Clown's lines.
  Clown: Everytime someone farts a demon gets his wings.
  (Farts twice)
  Clown: Oops, twins!
  • "Spawny, Spawny, he's our man!"
  • "In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey!"
  • "Oh come on. You scream like a girl. Do it like this: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
  • Clown's reaction to being spotted by a couple of Hollywood Satanists:
    Clown: How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?
  • Spawn forming a shell of armor around his motorcycle while chasing Clown.
    Clown: Hey! That's not fair!
  • Even as he's dying, he gets a couple good one-liners in:
    Clown's disembodied head: Hey Wanda, what do you think about a little head?
• Spawn's reaction to his hands forming into claws to help him scale the walls and escape the SWAT team.
  Spawn: Holy SHIT!!!