Funny: Snow Cake

  • The following exchange between Vivienne and Alex:
    Alex: [My brother] is very successful and fit; he works in the stock exchange. He's what you'd call a "hotshot".
    Vivienne: "Hotshot", eh? Well, you know what they say: Behind every successful man is a very surprised woman.
    Alex: He's gay.
    Vivienne: ...That's my point exactly.
  • Linda explains just how much she loves to eat snow:
    Linda: Have you ever had an orgasm, Alex?
    Linda: Vivienne once described to me what an orgasm feels like. It sounds to me like an inferior version of what I feel when I eat snow.