- "Two fellers is going to the bathroom off a bridge. One of 'em says the water's too cold, th'other says the water's too deep. One of 'em was from Arkansas... Get it?"
- This exchange is good for a chuckle, if only for the sheer bluntness of Karl's reply:
Karl: "Mmm, I killed me two people."Frankie: "Was they bad?"Karl: "I thought they was."