Funny: Sleeper

This section is for the Woody Allen film Sleeper:

  • When Woody Allen and a guard fight with enormous-sized food including a gigantic banana, and a super-sized strawberry.
    • Not to mention slipping on the gigantic banana peel!
  • A gay couple give Allen a balloon suit to escape in, but it gets a hole popped into it, sending him speeding across a swamp!
  • The cops and their weapon to catch the hero just keeps failing!
    • First, the weapon blows up, later, it's the plunger that blows up. And finally, the cops' transport van explodes!
  • While they may be because the film is old, much of the humor is how hilarious shoddy the future looks.

This section is for the Wildstorm comic book Sleeper.

  • Out of nowhere during a very tense interrogation scene after Holden has been captured by IO:
    Marc Slayton: You wanna hear a funny story, Carver?
    Holden Carver: Sure, but it better be really funny.
    Marc Slayton: So, itís like thisÖ Iíve got two different women telling me the same thing. Any idea why thatís the case?
    Holden Carver: Iíd say it really is too small.

  • Peter Grimm: You picked the wrong titty-bar, metal dick!

  • Grifter's meeting with The Authority in Point Blank.

    Midnighter:Just make sure you kill TAO when you get the chance. Heís giving us test-tube babies a bad nameÖ And thatís my job.

    Grifter (to Jack Hawksmoor): As much evil as The Authorityís taken down, and for some reason you leave the fucking internet alone. Whatís up with that?
    Hawksmoor: What can I say? Iím addicted to the message boards.

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