Funny / Sita Sings the Blues

• "That man must be hard to fell in battle, because what is pain to a man who plays vena with his intestines?"
  • And from the same conversation: "NASA (says so)? Oh, must be true then!"
• LOTUSES!
• "You still have one last chance, because once (Rama) comes here... you know... your ass is grass."
• The shadow puppets' discussion of why Sita didn't go back with Hanuman. To paraphrase the end result:
  Short Puppet: But she also wanted the evil king to be defeated, I think-
  Tall Puppet: So why didn't she go back so the evil king wouldn't have a hostage?
  Female Puppet: But it's almost like she's trying to glorify Rama through this whole process-
  Tall Puppet: She was a bloodthirsty woman.
• This:
  Rama: Um...h-hey! Sita! How would you like to take, uh, a little trip?
  Sita: But we just got here!
  Rama: That's good! Get packing.
• The Rama song. If the unrelenting, almost dripping sarcasm from the singers didn't red flag you, the dissing old women and dancing cows pointing out he "set his wife ablaze" definitely will.

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