Funny / Sita Sings the Blues
- "That man must be hard to fell in battle, because what is pain to a man who plays vena with his intestines?"
- "You still have one last chance, because once (Rama) comes here... you know... your ass is grass."
- The shadow puppets' discussion of why Sita didn't go back with Hanuman. To paraphrase the end result:
Short Puppet: But she also wanted the evil king to be defeated, I think-
Female Puppet: But it's almost like she's trying to glorify Rama through this whole process-
Rama: Um...h-hey! Sita! How would you like to take, uh, a little trip?
Sita: But we just got here!
Rama: That's good! Get packing.