- Some Mythology Gags, such as Schreck stating that Mina has a "wonderful bosom", which is quite different than what Orlok said in the film.
- This exchange:
F.W. Murnau: Why him, you monster? Why not the... script girl?
Max Schreck: Oh. The script girl. I'll eat her later.
- Murnau's final stage directions to Schreck, which include the lines "You are dying, you are dying, you son of a bitch..." made even funnier by John Malkovich's delivery