- Crowning Moment of Funny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.
Pat: (refereeing) Foul!Jackie: What? I didn't even touch him!Pat: I know what I saw. Foul!Jackie: SUCK MY COCK! I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!Pat: (blows whistle again) You're out!Jackie: What? What'd I say?Pat: You said S my C!Jackie: What's the big deal? What's the problem?Pat: Don't make me call your mother.Jackie: Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.Pat: Yeah, well maybe your mom didn't go to Heaven.(dead silence)Lou Redwood: And it appears a line has been crossed...by Father Pat, of all people.