Funny: Semi Pro

  • Crowning Moment of Funny: The entirety of the scene where Jackie pulls his team out of the game. It all starts with Jackie kicking an opponent.
    Pat: (refereeing) Foul!
    Jackie: What? I didn't even touch him!
    Pat: I know what I saw. Foul!
    Jackie: SUCK MY COCK! I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!
    Pat: (blows whistle again) You're out!
    Jackie: What? What'd I say?
    Pat: You said S my C!
    Jackie: What's the big deal? What's the problem?
    Pat: Don't make me call your mother.
    Jackie: Well, you'll need a phone that can reach Heaven, because my mom's dead.
    Pat: Yeah, well maybe your mom didn't go to Heaven.
    (dead silence)
    Lou Redwood: And it appears a line has been crossed...by Father Pat, of all people.