Funny / Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

• The begining of the plague thanks to the idiot janitor trying to give CPR to patient zero. Specially when he's about to give him mouth-to-mouth, but sees his repulsive, bloody teeth. He proceeds to drop a bunch of Tic-Tacs inside his mouth.
• Carter is the (unintended) source of these:
  • Right off the bat, he nearly falls victim to the zombie stripper, until he gets the idea to go all bar-brawler and use a broken bottle on her head. And the bottle's in the perfect shape to act as a funnel, making sure all her blood flow out directly into Carter's face and nowhere else.
  • "MY ASS! SHE'S GUMMING MY ASS!!"
• When our heroes find the trampoline outside the second floor window and get the idea to bounce out to safety, Ben gets delayed when he finds the journal they were looking for, and by the time he's at the window the trampoline is overrun with zombies. Cue Denise making a distraction as Ben hangs on for dear life with his other hand... from a zombie dick. Until it comes off. At least Ben's okay, but...

  Ben: I got it! (raises the wrong hand and waves said zombie dick around. Cue Squick.)

  • And then he throws the penis over the fence. It lands inside the mouth of another zombie.
• Somewhere between this and CMoA when the scouts break into a hardware store, for the most beautifully low-budget Lock-and-Load Montage you will ever see.
• The zombie using the trampoline.
• The zombie using the mobile scooter.
• The scene when Denise teaches Ben to kiss is funny just in of itself in many ways;
  • That the two leads practically take an out of the blue break from the movie for the sequence. They're on an active mission, the town and all those inside being literally bombed is the consequence of failure. Who cares? Kiss lessons!
  • It contradicts thier established characters whilst establishing them further; Ben and Denise are the most mature, rational quartet members. They would not do this. But wouldn't they? Ben's also meek and at that age, while Denise is experienced but done with boyfriends; the scene develops further Ben's (painfully cliche yet relatable) insecurities and how Denise's knowledge on the art of kissing, can help him. Still...time and place!
  • They're not even alone, Augie and Carter just went downstairs to CHECK IF THERE WAS A ZOMBIE IN THE HOUSE. They could've walked in at any time, or a zombie could've.
  • What's even more bemusing about that, is the kissing location is Carter's sister's bed.
  • On that note, Ben pines for Kendell, said sister, big time, yet he's kissing this other girl on Kendall's bed while Kendall's life is in danger. He's supposed to learn how to kiss Kendall later, which he successfully does, but the lessons context is just so hilariously awkward and likely something he'd best keep secret.
  • This is not Ben's big damn kiss yet he's spent more screen time with Denise and their bond is explored more than him and Kendall. So while the final kiss is filmed as a moment of awesome, the circumstances of this first one, again, feel hilariously misplaced.
  • Let's take a moment to LOL at Ben headbutting Denise due to terrble kissing aim.
  • Neither person notices the zombie spying on them through the window
  • Their faces just before the kiss ends; Denise looks so content having obviously liked it and Ben seems oddly confused/nervous
  • Ultimately, let's face it, the kiss is fanservice for all insecure teen boys who dream of making out with someone like Sarah Dumont.
• A zombie tries and fails to reach Augie....while Augie's taking a dump, wiping his own ass, and then using a spray bottle to freshen up the room.
• The zombie policewoman gets stuck on a fence, which results in her breasts being exposed. Carter cops a feel and runs away.
  • Especially funny since the scene is shot in slow motion with a an extreme closeup of Carter's face expressing his joy at seeing the cop's chest. Then as they run away, he exclaims "I touched them! I don't think they were real!"
  • The zombie cop was played by adult film star Missy Martinez.
• The Britney Spears Zombie Sequence.