How Jerry tries to save Sam's cover after blowing it spectacularly with a hearty greeting after Sam got arrested.
Gail makes Dov her Butt Monkey for an episode after humiliating him with a video game. Specifically, forcing him to say "Gail's awesome" at every opportunity.
Chris's theory on the full moon and why it affects people so weirdly (because everyone's mostly made of water).
Dov is chasing down a perp, then the perp goes down after claiming he was shot. Dov then finds out a kid with a slingshot had hit the perp because his mom always said to listen to cops.
At the begining of "Monster", Andy and Sam arrest a man who robbed a bank and got dye pack all over his face. Blue-related puns abound throughout the episode, and one officer makes a Braveheart referance.
After accidentally walking on Andy's dad and his girlfriend (Andy wanted to surprise him on his birthday), Andy and Sam are left with a funny but awkward conversation starter.
Andy: Hey, when am I gonna meet your family? Sam: When I want to punish and humiliate you. *beat* Hey, wanna meet my family?
Gail and Oliver bust a huge marijuana grow-op.
Gail: We should celebrate! Oliver: We can buy shoes! Gail: And weapons! Oliver: Shoes and weapons, this is exactly what we need.
Dov and Gail uncover a hidden safe in "Heart Breakers, Money Makers" and try to guess what's inside.
Dov: I bet it's drugs. Or weapons, it's always weapons with these guys. Gail: I bet it's a severed head. Dov: Why would you keep a severed head in a hidden safe? Gail: Well were else are you gonna keep it?
In the same episode, Chloe's pep-talk to Nick before his boxing match, which basically amounts to "don't let him hit you in the face, you have a nice face".