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  • At the start of the short, Klump claims the Kremlings are gathered in the tavern as a memorial to King K. Rool, who they have not seen in a decade. Kaboom then whispers to Klampon that he thought it was the latter's birthday to which a disappointed Klampon confirms.
  • Krusha wondering why the Kremlings are celebrating a decades-long abcess, to which Klump berates him for misunderstanding him.
    Klump: I said "In memoriam of", not "in celebration of"! And it's absense, you bone-headed halfwit!
  • The Kremlings wondering what happened to K. Rool:
    Klampon: So, what do you suppose ever happened to [King K. Rool]?
    Klubba: Roaches... they be hard to kill. He probably tucked his feelers under whatever rock was big enough to seclude Sobek.
    Klump: Well, it's all a bit of hearsay, but I hear he took one too many Kong-induced conks to the old, scaly noggin.
    Kaboom: Oh, you wanna know what I heard? I heard he got picked to the bone by a bunch of bloody sharks. (cackles)
    Klampon: Heh, Bro said, "electric barbecue," #slowcooked.
    Krusha: Uh, I heard that a higher power determined that he, and by proxy us, were unfit to continue coexisting with our Kong rivals, forcibly removing all contact with them and thus leading to a life of hiding.
  • After all that speculating, Klampon expresses his bewilderment at what the truth turns out to be.
    Klampon: 10 years... That cellar-dweller was in the basement for 10 years?
    Klubba: Well, that does explain all the missing food.
  • As the Kremlings advance for the attack, Krusha is rowing his, Klump, and K. Rool's boat with the wrong end of the oar. He later uses his head as a battering ram to knock bananas out of a tree.
  • In The Stinger:
    • Donkey Kong can't remember who King K. Rool is after ten years.
      Swanky Kong: Donkey, you've faced some fierce foes in the past, but always manage to come out on top. Any big, scaly villains you feel deserve a special shout-out?
      Donkey Kong: Bowser?
      Swanky Kong: ...Are you sure? Isn't there a portly, clawed fellow who's got it out for you?
      Donkey Kong: Kraid? Not a chance! (laughs)
    • K. Rool's signature belly is so large he can easily use it as a rest for his hands while he reclines to watch TV.
    • Klump and Krusha have been tossing out letters to King K. Rool to join Super Smash Bros....because K. Rool never told anyone his real name was Keith "Krudd" Rool.
    • K. Rool's response toward Klump's frustration over his name. He even pulls his gun out on him.
    King K. Rool: Klump, my dearly, dauntless Klump. Remind me if I ever were to kill myself, I could scale to the heights of your blind devotion AND LEAP DOWN TOWARDS YOUR IQ!
    Klump: Y'know, it's a handsome name.

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