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'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' What retro game is this? Franchise/{{Sonic|TheHedgehog}}? VideoGame/MegaMan?\\

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'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' What retro game is this? Franchise/{{Sonic|TheHedgehog}}? VideoGame/MegaMan?\\Franchise/MegaMan?\\
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"[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Just saying]], Manga/HighSchoolOfTheDead [[TakeThat sucks]]!"

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"[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Just saying]], "Just saying, Manga/HighSchoolOfTheDead [[TakeThat sucks]]!"
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'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' I need those forty points!\\

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'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' I ''[as [=AchmeZe=]]'' "I need those forty points!\\points!"\\



* ''[[https://archive.org/details/happy-birthday-general-ironicus/The+Mike+Weiss+Show+-+Four+Years+Later.mp4 The Mike Weiss Show: Four Years Later]]'': Mike Weiss is now in college. Has the show improved?

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* ''[[https://archive.org/details/happy-birthday-general-ironicus/The+Mike+Weiss+Show+-+Four+Years+Later.mp4 The Mike Weiss Show: Four Years Later]]'': Mike Weiss is now in college. Has the show improved?



** Chip and Ironicus have fun reading a comprehensive, yet [[RougeAnglesOfSatin poorly-written]] review that encourages Weiss to stop relying on tweens. Weiss responded to the review by admitting he's a LazyArtist. We then see a picture of Creator/HideoKojima floating around with the words "I'M ANIMATING" behind him as Chip goes on a sarcastic spiel about the benefits of tweening.

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** Chip and Ironicus have fun reading a comprehensive, yet [[RougeAnglesOfSatin poorly-written]] review that encourages Weiss to stop relying on tweens.review. Weiss responded to the review by admitting he's a LazyArtist. We then see a picture of Creator/HideoKojima floating around with the words "I'M ANIMATING" behind him as Chip goes on a sarcastic spiel about the benefits of tweening.



'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' [[WouldHurtAChild I love torturing children! Make them suffer!]]

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'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' [[WouldHurtAChild I love torturing children! Make Watch them suffer!]]
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'''General Ironicus:''' Hugh is a pod-person who was specifically developed for reviewing video games. His birthdate was the release of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4 MGS4]], this is retro as all hell, man.\\

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'''General Ironicus:''' Hugh is a pod-person who was specifically developed for reviewing video games. His birthdate was the release of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4 [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]], this is retro as all hell, man.\\
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--> Of course! Duke was actually [[TotemPoleTrench two children in a trench coat all along!]] It all makes sense now! Oh wait, no it doesn't. WTF?!

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--> Of course! Duke was actually [[TotemPoleTrench two children in a trench coat all along!]] It all makes sense now! Oh wait, no it doesn't. WTF?!now!

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"ON THE LOCKED MIRROR?" Sonic fairly exploded at the thought. "FUCK YES! LET'S DO THAT! THANKS MIKE, YOU'RE THE GREA--" but [[ButtMonkey the universe wouldn't let Sonic finish that sentence]], and Sonic choked to death, [[DeathIsCheap using up another life.]]\\

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"ON THE LOCKED MIRROR?" Sonic fairly exploded at the thought. "FUCK YES! LET'S DO THAT! THANKS MIKE, YOU'RE THE GREA--" but [[ButtMonkey [[MemeticLoser the universe wouldn't let Sonic finish that sentence]], and Sonic choked to death, [[DeathIsCheap using up another life.]]\\


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* A user called annevarmint4659 left a comment nothing short of art on the Videogame/LastAlert wrongpurae:
--> (Guy Kazama clears his throat.)\\
I am the very model of a nineties major-general\\
The gameplay of my ventures is both well-programmed and seminal\\
I know no fear and as I brave my foes I'll surely thwart 'em all\\
From imitation presidents to divers in a waterfall.\\
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters sound and tactical\\
A spreadgun is both elegant and functionally practical\\
I shall attempt to rescue all these poor imprisoned hostages\\
(Pause.) ...Hostages. Cost adjust? Mortgages? A-ha!\\
And bells that tinkle help ensure I've never, ever lost a guest!\\
(Scuba divers rise from the river, chorusing:)\\
And bells that tinkle help ensure he's never, ever lost a guest!\\
And bells that tinkle help ensure he's never, ever lost a guest!\\
And bells that tinkle help ensure he's never, ever, lost-a-lost-a-guest!\\
(Guy Kazama shoots them all. They spin gracefully then bleed out beneath the surface as he continues.)\\
While my carnage goes on I'm sure your base won't keep its warranty,\\
Rivers run red with blood, not mine, that's my impassioned guarantee\\
My journeys will scare scoundrels from pursuing any of crime's perks\\
...Mime jerks? Slime twerks? Aha, I have it!\\
By application of a flamethrower that only sometimes works!\\
(By application of a flamethrower that only sometimes works!\\
By application of a flamethrower that only sometimes works!\\
By application of a flamethrower that only sometimes, sometimes works!)\\
(Slower tempo.) And when I've beaten Allman, I'll retire to civilian life\\
It's hectic, violent, tiring, all this constant vaudevillian strife\\
Each foe has been a struggle in a conflict-blighted odyssey\\
And I'm not sure that blowing up that ship was such a good idea.\\
I've risen swiftly through the ranks, they know me as a gangbuster\\
From lowly ranger through to sniper, colonel, sergeant, tankbuster!\\
As such, I'll strive to make my final mission such a masterwork\\
...Masterwork. Masterwork...Ah!\\
That everybody 'round the world shall know it as the Last Alert!\\
I may not be decked with pouches, or be grand and great ambitionswise--\\
But who needs lots of pouches when you're already munitionswise?\\
As Lasersoft has made this game enduring and perennial\\
By gad, I am the model of a nineties major-general!\\
(By gad, he is the model of a nineties major-general!)\\
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--> '''mysterioso2006:''' The main character is [[VideoGame/{{Facade}} Trip]]'s great great great grandfather.

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--> '''mysterioso2006:''' The main character is [[VideoGame/{{Facade}} [[VideoGame/Facade2005 Trip]]'s great great great grandfather.
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'''General Ironicus:''' ''[as Mike]'' I love how my Franchise/{{Superman}} shield switches directions depending on which way I'm facing. Sometime me am Bizarro.\\

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'''General Ironicus:''' ''[as Mike]'' I "I love how my Franchise/{{Superman}} shield switches directions depending on which way I'm facing. Sometime me am Bizarro.\\[[Characters/SupermanBizarro Bizarro]]."\\



'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' I can't listen to [[AuthorFilibuster your shitty argument on how the country should be run]] when you arms work like that.
** Chip and Ironicus have fun reading a comprehensive, yet [[RougeAnglesOfSatin poorly-written]] review that encourages Weiss to stop relying on tweening. Weiss responded to the review by admitting he's a LazyArtist. We then see a picture of Creator/HideoKojima floating around with the caption "I'M ANIMATING" as Chip goes on a sarcastic spiel about the benefits of tweening.

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'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' I can't listen to [[AuthorFilibuster your shitty argument on how the country should be run]] when you your arms work like that.
** Chip and Ironicus have fun reading a comprehensive, yet [[RougeAnglesOfSatin poorly-written]] review that encourages Weiss to stop relying on tweening.tweens. Weiss responded to the review by admitting he's a LazyArtist. We then see a picture of Creator/HideoKojima floating around with the caption words "I'M ANIMATING" behind him as Chip goes on a sarcastic spiel about the benefits of tweening.

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