History Funny / Retsupurae

22nd Jul '17 4:20:25 PM Kadorhal
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fol4IvT0_TA The colors, Duke, the colors]]''. An ''[[VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves Uncharted 2]]'' camcorder LP with an overdose of saturation.

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fol4IvT0_TA The colors, Duke, the colors]]''. An ''[[VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves Uncharted 2]]'' ''VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} 2'' camcorder LP with an overdose of saturation.



* ''Night Trap will be an awesome time.'': "[[ShoutOut You]] [[Series/{{House}} idiot!]] You never told me you did a Let's Play of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOsY71Bh7FU Night Trap!]] That means you have Super-AIDS!"

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* ''Night Trap will be an awesome time.'': "[[ShoutOut You]] [[Series/{{House}} idiot!]] You never told me you did a Let's Play of [[http://www.''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOsY71Bh7FU Night Trap!]] Trap will be an awesome time.]]'': "[[ShoutOut You]] [[Series/{{House}} idiot!]] You never told me you did a Let's Play of VideoGame/NightTrap! That means you have Super-AIDS!"



* ''R.I.P.'': Ironicus accidentally breaking his watch while reacting to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiOIHgdJArg a camcorder Lets Play of Pac-Man World 2]].

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* ''R.I.P.'': Ironicus accidentally breaking his watch while reacting to [[http://www.''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiOIHgdJArg R.I.P.]]'': Ironicus accidentally breaking his watch while reacting to a camcorder Lets Play of Pac-Man World 2]].''VideoGame/PacManWorld 2''.



* ''This is What You've Been Missing'': Chip finds an RP he thought he had lost and decides to show us [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu2fTfrnwT0 what we missed]]. [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins Quack.]]

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* ''This is What You've Been Missing'': Chip finds an RP he thought he had lost and decides to show us [[http://www.''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu2fTfrnwT0 This is What You've Been Missing]]'': Chip finds an RP he thought he had lost and decides to show us what we missed]].missed. [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins Quack.]]



* ''Who Retsupuraes the Retsupuraers?'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESDktltONaQ Before he uploads his next LP]]...I just want to go to his house and try and stop him. But for all I know he probably uploaded it [[spoiler:35 minutes ago]].

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* ''Who Retsupuraes the Retsupuraers?'': [[http://www.''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESDktltONaQ Who Retsupuraes the Retsupuraers?]]'': Before he uploads his next LP]]...LP... I just want to go to his house and try and stop him. But for all I know he probably uploaded it [[spoiler:35 minutes ago]].



** Met with '''''much more''''' InternetBackdraft than the 4PP riff.
22nd Jul '17 3:51:56 PM Kadorhal
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIsd7BH8JLw Retsupurae Sonic the Squish-Hog]]'' is so titled because the [=LPer=] took the term 'video compression' [[LiteralMetaphor very literally]]. He's also frustratingly inept at the game despite claiming familiarity with ''Sonic 2'':

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIsd7BH8JLw Retsupurae Sonic the Squish-Hog]]'' is so titled because the [=LPer=] took the term 'video compression' [[LiteralMetaphor very literally]]. literally]].
-->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' "I blame compressing my DS vids before this why the vid is so small and I don't feel like fixing it". When you compress a video, you... reduce the ''quality'' of the picture, you don't...\\
'''General Ironicus:''' ...actually compress it.\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' You don't ''squish'' it. ''[Ironicus chuckles]'' Why'd you squish Sonic into like a theatrical release ratio?\\
'''General Ironicus:''' Preview, this LP not approved for any audience by the MPAA. It's rated T for "Terrible".
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He's also frustratingly inept at the game game, despite claiming familiarity with ''Sonic 2'':
18th Jun '17 7:29:40 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->''[both in hysterics]''\\

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-->''[both --->''[both in hysterics]''\\



-->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' "Can animals consent to make love? I'm just saying this because I have some blue dye and my friend has a hedgehog, and I bought some red and white colored sneakers that are very tiny because I am a small person."\\

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-->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' --->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' "Can animals consent to make love? I'm just saying this because I have some blue dye and my friend has a hedgehog, and I bought some red and white colored sneakers that are very tiny because I am a small person."\\



-->'''General Ironicus:''' It's-it's a sound effect-it's the boss life bar-it really is a phone. It's a phone. You're answering the goddamn phone!

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-->'''General --->'''General Ironicus:''' It's-it's a sound effect-it's the boss life bar-it really is a phone. It's a phone. You're answering the goddamn phone!



-->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' '''''CUSTOMIZE YOUR PENGUIN!'''''

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-->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' --->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' '''''CUSTOMIZE YOUR PENGUIN!'''''



-->#10: [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Imagine you're a bird.]]\\

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-->#10: --->#10: [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Imagine you're a bird.]]\\



-->'''Gamma:''' Give me the bird.\\

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-->'''Gamma:''' --->'''Gamma:''' Give me the bird.\\



-->'''General Ironicus:''' When did... how... when did Ash get... time shift powers?\\

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-->'''General --->'''General Ironicus:''' When did... how... when did Ash get... time shift powers?\\



-->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' Your Pikac is about to die!\\

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-->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' --->'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' Your Pikac is about to die!\\



-->"This is a good series you got going. Now we need to see some [[spoiler:[[{{Fanservice}} titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays]]]]."

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-->"This --->"This is a good series you got going. Now we need to see some [[spoiler:[[{{Fanservice}} titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays]]]]."



-->'''Announcer:''' Everybody from Teen-stoneagers to Pre-fossilized adults will want to [[AccidentalInnuendo Yabba-Dabba-Do it every chance they get.]]\\

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-->'''Announcer:''' --->'''Announcer:''' Everybody from Teen-stoneagers to Pre-fossilized adults will want to [[AccidentalInnuendo Yabba-Dabba-Do it every chance they get.]]\\



-->[[spoiler:'''Mugiwara Yoshi:''' I'm just waiting for spikes to be on the floor.]]\\

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-->[[spoiler:'''Mugiwara --->[[spoiler:'''Mugiwara Yoshi:''' I'm just waiting for spikes to be on the floor.]]\\



-->'''Mugiwara Yoshi:''' ''[hysterical laughter]'' How does he do it?! How does he do this?! ''[beat]'' He just defies Mario logic altogether!

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-->'''Mugiwara --->'''Mugiwara Yoshi:''' ''[hysterical laughter]'' How does he do it?! How does he do this?! ''[beat]'' He just defies Mario logic altogether!



-->-Final Count(down)-\\

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-->-Final --->-Final Count(down)-\\



-->'''[=TheThreadWeaver=]:''' That scene where Anthony saves Samus from Ridley encapsulates everything I hate about Other M. The iconic, badass Samus [[{{Chickification}} having to be saved from an enemy she's fought, like 5 times now]] by a [[FollowTheLeader cookie cutter military FPS soldier with a giant gun.]]

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-->'''[=TheThreadWeaver=]:''' --->'''[=TheThreadWeaver=]:''' That scene where Anthony saves Samus from Ridley encapsulates everything I hate about Other M. The iconic, badass Samus [[{{Chickification}} having to be saved from an enemy she's fought, like 5 times now]] by a [[FollowTheLeader cookie cutter military FPS soldier with a giant gun.]]



-->'''Ruʀfs:''' 1:06 Diabetus foretells the future.\\

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-->'''Ruʀfs:''' --->'''Ruʀfs:''' 1:06 Diabetus foretells the future.\\
5th Jun '17 4:04:47 PM lalalei2001
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFAy-Ajua8g Retsupurae Sonic 3D]]'', which features the end of a badly tacked on [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom vore story]] and Chip deciding that he has a fetish for bored looking women.

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFAy-Ajua8g Retsupurae Sonic 3D]]'', which features the end of a badly tacked on [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom vore story]] story and Chip deciding that he has a fetish for bored looking women.



* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUj80JdwBXA&list=UU6wjRsdD-QwspUuKl1JBSkw&index=1 Super Sonic Sunday]]'': Chip and Ironicus take on the recent Sonic fan made movie, mocking everything from the graphics to the fact that the movie was filled to the brim with cameos from [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd popular]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Internet]] [[Creator/RoosterTeeth commentators]].

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUj80JdwBXA&list=UU6wjRsdD-QwspUuKl1JBSkw&index=1 com/watch?v=FUj80JdwBXA Super Sonic Sunday]]'': Chip and Ironicus take on the recent Sonic fan made movie, mocking everything from the graphics to the fact that the movie was filled to the brim with cameos from [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd popular]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Internet]] [[Creator/RoosterTeeth commentators]].



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kksOCZSvp80&list=FLtVSvMo5N2ZpMbX0LIdXPAg&index=8&feature=plpp_video The top comment from Throne High Part Nine]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kksOCZSvp80&list=FLtVSvMo5N2ZpMbX0LIdXPAg&index=8&feature=plpp_video com/watch?v=kksOCZSvp80 The top comment from Throne High Part Nine]]



* Some of the top comments on the "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4&feature=channel&list=UL No Comment]]" video took the InsaneTrollLogic within it (saying more would spoil the punchline) ''and ran with it'':

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* Some of the top comments on the "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4&feature=channel&list=UL com/watch?v=LRbSMlzFmm4 No Comment]]" video took the InsaneTrollLogic within it (saying more would spoil the punchline) ''and ran with it'':
5th Jun '17 10:13:51 AM Antronach
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'''General Ironicus:''' ''[after being interrupted again]]'' Ahhhh! Let us get out a sentence you inconsiderate...poorly-leveled audio...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' I'm sure he was excited...I don't know. I just saw belly. [[RuleThirtyFour He likes vore.]] I don't know what I was going for...\\

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'''General -->'''General Ironicus:''' ''[after ''[[after being interrupted again]]'' Ahhhh! Let us get out a sentence you inconsiderate...poorly-leveled audio...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' I'm sure he was excited...I don't know. I just saw belly. [[RuleThirtyFour He likes vore.]] I don't know what I was going for...\\
5th Jun '17 10:11:54 AM Antronach
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** The two can barely finish a thought throughout the [=LP=] because the [=LPer=]'s voiceover becomes ''very'' loud and heavily echoed when voicing other characters.
'''General Ironicus:''' ''[after being interrupted again]]'' Ahhhh! Let us get out a sentence you inconsiderate...poorly-leveled audio...\\
'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' I'm sure he was excited...I don't know. I just saw belly. [[RuleThirtyFour He likes vore.]] I don't know what I was going for...\\
5th Jun '17 9:51:26 AM Antronach
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFAy-Ajua8g Retsupurae Sonic 3D]]'', which features the end of a badly tacked on vore story and Chip deciding that he has a fetish for bored looking women.

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFAy-Ajua8g Retsupurae Sonic 3D]]'', which features the end of a badly tacked on [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom vore story story]] and Chip deciding that he has a fetish for bored looking women.
27th May '17 11:53:32 PM Kadorhal
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** It eventually turns out he's (somehow) at the point in the game where the player has to disguise as a core guard and infiltrate the Shell 1 core to find the President. It takes him ''four attempts to successfully enter the core in the first place'' because of him making glaringly-obvious mistakes, up to and including '''taking off the disguise right in front of a security camera'''.

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** It eventually turns out he's (somehow) at the point in the game where the player has to disguise as a core guard and infiltrate the Shell 1 core to find the President. It takes him ''four attempts to successfully enter the core in the first place'' because of him making he continuously makes glaringly-obvious mistakes, mistakes. On his first attempt, he runs straight into the very first guard he finds, causing him to lose his disguise. On his second he attempts to bandage himself after he starts bleeding from the previous alert - but not knowing how the inventory system works, ends up to and including '''taking ''taking off the his disguise right in front full view of a security camera'''.camera''. On his third he decides not to bandage himself again and just bleeds all over the place, which makes the guards suspicious again, which leads to another alert that gets him killed.
27th May '17 1:28:40 PM Kadorhal
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFvdjqKSPDk Colonel, I didn't manage to avoid drowning!]]'' [=ChipCheezum=] teams up with slowbeef to take on [[Creator/TheKingOfHate DarksydePhil]], who prefaces his ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2'' video with a rant about how much "the controls suck." He then proceeds to demonstrate such staggering ineptitude at the game that it leaves the duo audibly flabbergasted. The first minute of the video has him [[FailedASpotCheck Fail a Spot Check]] in a comically obvious manner:

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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFvdjqKSPDk Colonel, I didn't manage to avoid drowning!]]'' [=ChipCheezum=] teams up with slowbeef to take on [[Creator/TheKingOfHate DarksydePhil]], who prefaces his ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2'' ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'' video with a rant about how much "the controls suck." He then proceeds to demonstrate such staggering ineptitude at the game that it leaves the duo audibly flabbergasted. The first minute of the video has him [[FailedASpotCheck Fail a Spot Check]] in a comically obvious manner:


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** It eventually turns out he's (somehow) at the point in the game where the player has to disguise as a core guard and infiltrate the Shell 1 core to find the President. It takes him ''four attempts to successfully enter the core in the first place'' because of him making glaringly-obvious mistakes, up to and including '''taking off the disguise right in front of a security camera'''.
18th May '17 7:16:54 AM theenglishman
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* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq1uiYXWIGY&lc=z13xtzmgss3df3fib04civ2huvvqh3cqv1g Retsupurae Kids! Mackey Mouse Pee Party With Golfy]], commenter [=AceAttorny=] gives [=TieTuesday=] an affectionate TakeThat for accidentally mixing up WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse's laugh with another classic Disney character.
-->[[SarcasmMode ah yes]]\\
[[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer Mickey Mouse's famous catchphrase]]\\
[[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} hyuck]]\\
right up there with the likes of\\
WesternAnimation/PorkyPig's [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny what's up doc]]\\
[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]'s [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros let's-a-go]]\\
[[Series/DiffrentStrokes Gary Coleman]]'s [[Series/FamilyMatters did I do that]]\\
and of course\\
[[Creator/TheKingOfHate DSP]]'s [[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Dead To Rights]]\\
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