History Funny / Retsupurae

27th Jul '16 5:21:40 PM Kadorhal
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-->'''[=TheThreadWeaver=]:''' That scene where Anthony saves Samus from Ridley encapsulates everything I hate about Other M. The iconic, badass Samus [[{{Chickification}} having to be saved from an enemy she's fought, like 5 times now]] by a cookie cutter military FPS soldier with a giant gun.

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-->'''[=TheThreadWeaver=]:''' That scene where Anthony saves Samus from Ridley encapsulates everything I hate about Other M. The iconic, badass Samus [[{{Chickification}} having to be saved from an enemy she's fought, like 5 times now]] by a [[FollowTheLeader cookie cutter military FPS soldier with a giant gun.]]



'''cartmann94:''' Then the doctor tells the lucky parents: "She's a girl! She shall be named Ridley".

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'''cartmann94:''' Then the doctor tells the lucky parents: "She's a girl! [[CrossesTheLineTwice She shall be named Ridley".Ridley]]".



Death Quadcopter: Turn enemy AI off

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Death Quadcopter: Turn enemy AI offoff



--->'''[=secretagentlucario=]''': If the quadcopter is strong enough to lift a giant blue pizza, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion then why can't it also lift it's own generators?]]
--->'''[=espurious1=]''': because... [[FridgeLogic uh...]]
--->'''[=EDT3themonkey1=]''': [[WildMassGuessing the pizza is paper mache?]]

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--->'''[=secretagentlucario=]''': If the quadcopter is strong enough to lift a giant blue pizza, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion then why can't it also lift it's own generators?]]
--->'''[=espurious1=]''':
generators?]]\\
'''[=espurious1=]''':
because... [[FridgeLogic uh...]]
--->'''[=EDT3themonkey1=]''':
]]\\
'''[=EDT3themonkey1=]''':
[[WildMassGuessing the pizza is paper mache?]]mache?]]
* Felix Logographic, already quoted above, seems to be pretty good at both funny comments and making/inspiring even funnier responses. From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqp187dfwz0 part 9 of RoomBreak]]:
-->'''Felix Logographic:''' yes, stupid shit happened but the biggest plot twist is still that [[FanNickname Agent Baby]] managed to tap that at any point in time\\
'''Nick Farmer:''' Breastfeeding?\\
'''Felix Logographic:''' well, if that's what you're into, more power to you
19th Jul '16 9:06:36 PM BobSaget9
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** If you thought Slowbeef [[FridgeLogic asking]] about the point of the trucks was a big enough plot hole, behold this:
--->'''[=secretagentlucario=]''': If the quadcopter is strong enough to lift a giant blue pizza, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion then why can't it also lift it's own generators?]]
--->'''[=espurious1=]''': because... [[FridgeLogic uh...]]
--->'''[=EDT3themonkey1=]''': [[WildMassGuessing the pizza is paper mache?]]
26th Jun '16 1:31:59 PM BobSaget9
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** The following video they watch opens with Danny admitting he [[spoiler:[[EpicFail accidentally deleted 19 of his past videos]]]]. Cue more laughter.
20th Jun '16 3:16:33 AM Antwan
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'''General Ironicus:''' [Laughs] That's the dirtiest thing I've heard in this game all about slapping your balls!

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'''General Ironicus:''' [Laughs] ''[laughs]'' That's the dirtiest thing I've heard in this game all about slapping your balls!



* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj22U5F8iU8 FUCK YOU PROTON JON]]'' bashes ProtonJon for his infamous Super Mario TKO LP, focusing on the terrible videos that it spawned.

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj22U5F8iU8 FUCK YOU PROTON JON]]'' bashes ProtonJon LetsPlay/ProtonJon for his infamous Super Mario TKO LP, focusing on the terrible videos that it spawned.



'''[=Proton Jon=]:''' This time I'm gonna let you guys play along...simply because I want to try something different.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2upDyS_2qs A Misogynist's Foam Adventure]]''. [=LesBeardly=] tries to prove that he's not a misogynist by watching two ''incredibly annoying'', immature girls. ''He suffers. '''Greatly'''''.

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'''[=Proton Jon=]:''' '''[=ProtonJon=]:''' This time I'm gonna let you guys play along...along... simply because I want to try something different.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsqt34CL1CM Mega Man 7: The Most Pathetic Annotations Ever]]'': Website/YouTube once had a feature where people could permit viewers to add their own annotations. Les demonstrates why there's a good reason this feature was removed: it causes an absolutely unreadable mess.
-->''[video shows two annotations that read "<3"]''\\
'''[=LesBeardly=]:''' ''[echoing]'' Less than three!
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2upDyS_2qs A Misogynist's Foam Adventure]]''. [=LesBeardly=] tries to prove that he's not a misogynist by watching two ''incredibly annoying'', immature girls. ''He suffers. '''Greatly'''''.'''Greatly.'''''



* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTE7uPGk5b4 Untamed Mario World: Kirsten Land 2]]'' has mrhonk123's green apple incident.

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTE7uPGk5b4 Untamed Mario World: Kirsten Land 2]]'' has mrhonk123's green apple incident.incident where the ROM hacker discovers what the green apples he added to Yoshi's House do.
13th Jun '16 6:03:18 PM Kadorhal
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* Lady Wanderer [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7LCf4nsOpI explains]] why Dahir Insaat is able to stay in business despite every video of theirs that has been shown on Retsupurae [[DidntThinkThisThrough misses glaringly-obvious issues]] with the technology they're presenting.
-->Dahir Insaat is a vision of a world where cheat codes exist.\\
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[=DeathBed: NoClip=] through mattress to get supplies.\\
Artery drill: Godmode\\
Vertical Greenhouse: Toggle collission - float up to harvest crops.\\
Quadcopter: Physics off\\
Death Quadcopter: Turn enemy AI off
30th Apr '16 5:25:43 PM nombretomado
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh16AVepavc The MEGA MAC DADDY OF ECOLOGY]] has their reaction to the new ''CaptainPlanet'' intro:

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh16AVepavc The MEGA MAC DADDY OF ECOLOGY]] has their reaction to the new ''CaptainPlanet'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Captain Planet|and the Planeteers}}'' intro:
25th Apr '16 2:36:31 PM Berrenta
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** ItGetsBetter:

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** ItGetsBetter:Later...
8th Apr '16 6:48:06 PM BobSaget9
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-->'''[=SuperJeenius=]:''' I bought the Vita capture card before the Vita TV came out, and it does do great work... but it's not $519. Assuming he already has his own Vita, it's only $219. What's the extra $300 for? Even if he didn't have a Vita it's only $414 for the bundle of system + card... $100+ is just for his wallet I suppose. All that being said, the fact that this was even a thing is staggering to me.

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-->'''[=SuperJeenius=]:''' I bought the Vita capture card before the Vita TV came out, and it does do great work... but it's not $519. Assuming he already has his own Vita, it's only $219. What's the extra $300 for? Even if he didn't have a Vita it's only $414 for the bundle of system + card... $100+ is just for his wallet I suppose. All that being said, the fact that this was even a thing is staggering to me.me.
** Meanwhile, someone else points out some FridgeLogic:
--->'''Alex Golembeski''': So since only one guy donated $1 that means he automatically won that $25 gift card. Meaning the guy who made this video actually lost money on his Indiegogo campaign, which makes me happy.

24th Feb '16 10:30:05 AM Morgenthaler
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** A sadly ignored [=YouTube=] commenter wondered who is the ultimate Unsympathetic Adventure Game Protagonist: Mike Dawson or [[{{Phantasmagoria 2}} Curtis Craig]].

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** A sadly ignored [=YouTube=] commenter wondered who is the ultimate Unsympathetic Adventure Game Protagonist: Mike Dawson or [[{{Phantasmagoria [[VideoGame/{{Phantasmagoria 2}} Curtis Craig]].
20th Jan '16 2:49:01 PM MrLavisherMoot
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* From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjustbuS2_M part 11]] of the [[VideoGame/DarkSeed Dark Seed 2]] longplay, CSB gives us possibly the funniest variation of NAVGTR's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0lzbCK9f8 Tomb Raider 3 suggestion]]:

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* From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjustbuS2_M part 11]] of the [[VideoGame/DarkSeed Dark Seed 2]] II]] longplay, CSB gives us possibly the funniest variation of NAVGTR's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0lzbCK9f8 Tomb Raider 3 suggestion]]:
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