Funny / Queer as Folk (US)

• Emmett and Ted teaching Debbie the intricacies of oral sex.
• Emmett's "How do you say tacky little cocksucker in Japanese?"
  • To elaborate, Emmett found a young Asian man who didn't speak a lick of English, but provided him with an amazing sexual encounter. Afterwards, Emmett takes him to an event with friends, while the young man keeps repeating a word that they don't understand, taking the person to Melanie, who speaks Japanese. (Another CMoF within this one: "Talk to Melanie! Melanie speak all Axis powers!") She reveals the man is a prostitute and is demanding payment. However, Michael can't bring himself to tell Emmett that the love of his life is just a hustler, and makes up something rather sweet that he's saying instead. Cut to the end of the episode, where the hustler is making out with a man, and making it implicitly clear. An irate Emmett calls Melanie demanding a translation as noted above leading Melanie to hang up the phone saying that she supposes Emmett found out what he was saying with a resigned sigh.
• Debbie, reprimanding Michael, says "You don't know yourself! 'Know thyself.' Some Greek said that. Who was it?" Michael's reply: "Zorba?"
• Melanie's "What are you, Goldilocks?" when Brian complains about some tea's heat and an icepack's cold.
• Every one of Brent and Emmett's scenes in episode 21 of season one.
• Emmett's reaction to Michael and David's argument in episode 22 of season one.
• Emmett and Michael fencing with Ted's giant dildos.
• At the chiropractor's, Michael asks for a little extra time to stay laid down, because - *ahem* - feeling too good from the treatment.
• Ted, overjoyed after a failed blowjob:
  I am soft! You made me soft! Listen everyone, I AM SOOOOOFT!!!
  • To explain this a bit: Ted took some viagra for a date with the same guy a few days before - before his date would call and cancel for that day. Ted spends the night alone, but his cock wouldn't get soft afterwards. Spend the next days with a hard one all the time, until he finally got the chance to receive a blowjob from the same guy. As you can read above, he is quite overjoyed as he got soft right during the act.
• Debbie's reaction to the news of Brian and Justin getting married:
  Oh, my god. He must've knocked up Sunshine^note her affectionate nickname for Justin!
• In the UK Version Season 1 Episode 2, Stuart has made an anonymous casual sex hookup online and is trying to gracefully do introductions to a surprise visitor.
  Stuart: Nathan, this is... this is "Goodfuk" (nervous laugh)
  Colin "Goodfuk": My name's Colin.
  Stuart: (relieved) Colin Goodfuk!
• In episode 8 of season 1, Debbie is supposed to be on bedrest after fainting at work. She tries to sneak out of the house. Vic catches her and says "Get out of those clothes and get into your muumuu."

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