Funny / Pretty Woman

• After Vivian's Rodeo Drive shopping spree has gotten fully under way, the store's manager, Hollister, feels the need to confirm:
  Hollister: Exactly how obscene an amount of money were you talking about? Just... profane, or really offensive?
  Edward: Really offensive.
  Hollister: [to himself] I like him so much.
  • Before that, when Edward first says that he's going to be spending an obscene amount of money, he gets a look on his face like he just had an orgasm.
• Edward runs into a former flame who's now married.
  Edward: When we were dating, did you talk to my secretary more than you talked to me?
  Susan: She was one of my bridesmaids.
• The iconic moment when Vivian tentatively reaches for the jewelry box and Edward claps the lid shut on her fingers.

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