Funny / Pelswick

  • This exchange:
    Zeigler: Am I the hundredth caller?
    Operator: No. You were the first. Then the third. Then the ninth, AND NOW THE FIFTEENTH!
    Zeigler: Oh. (Hangs up, starts to call again.)
  • This one too:
    Pelswick: It's a stop sign, Goon. It doesn't change to green.
    Goon: Oh... Oh, yeah.
  • "The Granny Dumpster."