Funny / Orcs Must Die! Unchained

• During the advanced tutorial for Unchained, Maximillian describes the rifts as "sparkly blue cotton candy."
• In the prologue for Unchained, there's the loading screen for the Academy Dungeons stage. The third objective of the map is "Wonder why the Academy has a dungeon."
• In the Dungeons stage itself, Maximillian wonders why Cygnus teleported him to the dungeon.
  Max: Wait, did you find all that stuff under my bunk?
• It turns out that yes, not only did Cygnus know about Max's stash, but he has his own huge stash of ''Playwizard'' magazine. Which he kept for the articles.
• When Cygnus teleports Max into the library, Max stares in awe, because he's never seen one before.
  Cygnus: How did you even graduate?
• The description for the Decoy trap in Unchained:
  Zoey: I was talking with Professor Maximillian for 25 minutes before I realized he was asleep under the desk!
• Going by Zoe's bio, Maxamillian's teaching style is... exactly in line with how he was in the first two games. He sleeps in the corner while she gets to do all the studying on her own without any supervision. It turns out that this works.
• Zoey herself kept getting bumped up through the various classes because between her and her Chaos Tome, she was absurdly over-powered for each class. When she first cast a magic missile, the classmate she was practicing with was launched through the wall. Then the next wall. Then out of the castle. Then through the forest. And the mountain beyond it.... Later, when she was supposed to work through a maze with Orc targets, she instead resolved the whole thing by blowing up the whole maze.
• The description for the Floor Scorcher: The dwarves originally made it to vent heat, until a very productive axe-forging day unintentionally repelled an entire Orc invasion.
• Cygnus laying out his funeral arrangements: Gabriella has to carry the urn, instead of Maximillian, because he's pretty sure Max will try to "spike" the urn and "do that bizarre dance of his." Also:
  Maximillian may eulogize me at the service if he promises to not say the following words in reference to me or the Order: Buttloads, Geezer, Old Fart, Mr. Wrinkles, Adm. Greybeard, Wench, Moist.
• Blackpaw's backstory would be extremely dark and depressing, seeing how his entire clan were murdered by death cultists looking to harness the gnolls' apparent power over death itself, except for the fact that the whole thing is written in a series of newsletters sent by a bunch of cryptid enthusiasts looking for sightings of the "Hawkinwulfman," and they are somehow convinced that the angry humanoid wolf monster ranting about revenge is actually their beloved human-chicken-hawk-wolf hybrid that they're trying to prove actually exists.
• The Falling Folly Master-difficulty map includes a positively comical number of Mr. Moneybags bosses.... but they all show up on the final wave.
• The description for the Overload Trap: Gabriella says that she told the Orcs that they could shut it off by yelling "ZERO-ZERO-ZERO-ABORT-ZERO." Turns out that there is no abort code, but it's funny to see them try.
• If a hero dies to an Armored Ogre, their corpse will go flying into the air, potentially hurtling across the entire map.
• Bloodspike's dialogue is equal parts insane and hilarious.
  Bloodspike: Your suffering will be UNIMAGINABLE! Yet oddly enough, I can still somehow imagine it....
• Some of Cygnus' lines poking fun at his sheer age.
  (at the beginning of a match): I drank my prune juice this morning, watch out!
  (winning a match): I would dance, but I am suffering from a case of "old." ^note This one is made even funnier because he's saying it while still dancing.