Funny / No Time to Explain

• "VIDEEEEOOOGAAAAAMMMMEEEEESSS!!!"
• The future you's constant screams of pain as he's being dragged away.
  • Especially his propensity to constantly lampshade the ridiculousness of the situation.
  Future You: "Aren't I supposed to be passing out by now?! OH GOD THE PAIN!"
  Future You: "How long have I been bleeding for?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!"
  Future You: "MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES! THEY'RE IN MY EEEEYEEES!"
  Future You: "THIS IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY!"
  Future You: "TELL MY WIFE I SAID, 'AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!'"
• The Most Famous Guy in The World's entrance where he crashes onto the stage in an SUV and knocks Present You off the screen.
• The boss fight between Future you and Evil you has some good banter.
  Future You: "How about we talk about our feelings?"
  Evil You: "I feel like KILLING YOU!"

  Evil You: "I can't wait to get home to kick some dogs around!"

  Evil You: "Who keeps putting these mines everywhere?"