Funny / 911 Operator

• Sometimes, you can get a call from a drugged man asking you to deliver a pizza. When you ask if he's high, he will respond "High as a kite!"
• If you offer advice on how to perform CPR, the caller may refuse because they don't want to kiss the person!
• Sometimes a person can tell you they need ambulances but not police, and they actually try to bribe you to keep the police from coming. You have the option to extort them for more money.....except the dispatch center documents all calls, so you'll fail the duty because of a scripted reputation penalty (-400). Of course, there's nothing stopping the police from being dispatched, so......

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