Funny / Nightfall

• John attempts to disguise Vriska so she can go outside. First item: a scarf.
  VRISKA: I suddenly feel really lonely.
  VRISKA: And out of place.
  JOHN: You're not out of place.
  VRISKA: wwhatevver
• Many of Dave's lines:
  DAVE: and the sassy black partner was all like "shit this bitch be trippin with aliens"
  DAVE: you're the bitch john by the way
  DAVE: both of the men in black will proceed to lay a rhyming so fierce on us that we won't even remember our fucking names
  DAVE: wake up in a ditch in texas all like shit i don't know how but I just got served
  DAVE: whatever john
  DAVE: go ahead and have your little secret life with your secret alien
  DAVE: im not going to stop you
  DAVE: just sit back and watch like its some reality tv show or something
  DAVE: it will be called
  DAVE: the alien and me
  DAVE: starring john egbert
  DAVE: it will be the lowest rating show there ever was
  DAVE: and it will get canceled after half a season because if anyone even mentioned the show they would keel over in hatred.
• Kate attempts to get Gary to focus on the issue at hand, and:
  Kate: Anyway Sir.
  Kate: About the situation at hand.
  Gary: The two aliens who are both so obviously macking on that nerdy white boy over there.