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Final Fantasy VII Remake

• When Nico got to part of Sector 8 in ruins, he admired the scenary and tragic NPC dialogue... all while ignoring the chest which was in front of him few times.
  Chest: DAMN IT!
• While understandable for Nico who was looking towards this game for years, all while FF7 being his favorite game of all time, one can find it funny how he's nearly at breaking point by just seeing anything in this game, which one of the NPCs unintentionally points out.
  NPC (in unrelated convo): Are you crying?
  Nico: N-no, shut up!
• The kitty brigade returns in all of its glory in Sector 7 slums, much to Nico's disdain.
  Bizzlead (Nico): Did they do a mocap on these things? Did they do a mocap on a cat? Mocat? That's the pun Mr.Kitty, that's the part where you laugh. meow Screw you Mr.Kitty, goddammit. Why did I think that you suddenly developed a sense of humor while I'm playing my favorite game ever, huh?
  Cloud (Nico): I don't know why I suddenly sounded like that, that was weird. That just popped out, ah. That must be Sephiroth's fault. It's always his fault.
• When checking if the game got any patches, one of the lines on the game's Information screen showed voice command Nico set for turning on the game... as "Effe Effe Seven Remake".
• Nico being constantly pestered by Barret's rendition of victory theme.
  Barret on the train: hums the victory theme
  Nico: What the fuck Barret? Humming the victory theme over there.
  Cloud (Nico): I told you Barret, stop pulling Prompto on me, man.
  Later
  Barret after defeating enemies: This calls for a song! starts singing again
  Nico: Barret, will you shut up?!
• Nico decides to reload the game as he notices on the map a small room at the other side of the tunnel. When he enters, he discovers that there are only boxes there. This does not amuse Nico.
  Nico: Damn it, I bet there was a chest in that room, but they took it out in the last minute, because they were like "No players are gonna find it, it's just so well hidden!". Well excuse me game for thinking outside of the goddamn box!
• Cloud's heroic quest of exploring the Corkscrew Tunnel, which leads them back to the very first location where the started.
  Cloud (Nico): No more complaints to me anymore, that's right, cause we're going down the blue lights!
  Barret (Nico): We looked the entire goddamn tunnel, Cloud, which inevitably led us back to where we started, now we're going the back to right way again!
  Cloud (Nico): Hey, that's just the another way of getting to the same goal, that's what I always say.
  Barret (Nico): Man, Cloud, you're an fucking idiot.
  Cloud (Nico): So this is why people take the trains. It really is faster than running, who would have thunk it!
• Cloud has too much fun dropping cardboard boxes down from the underplate.
• Tifa: We can't go on like this. proceeds to explode
• Thanks to a glitch Nico encountered, Cloud was able to walk in the air.
• Nico getting a bit too addicted to Fort Condor mini-games within Intergrade.

Final Fantasy XVI

• Torgal gets voiced over as a comedically demanding dog who only cares for treats and belly rubs that Clive can give him.
• The first time Nico encounters a Megalocrab, he says that he's playing Megalovania (with a short excerpt of the song in the video), and kills him due to him using Toby Fox's name in vain.
• Nico, starting to get sick of 20 Bear Asses-type quests, starts fast forwarding through some of them. One example of this in Her Dream is the "Tears of Mercy" quest, where the moment Clive is told what he needs, there's an immediate Smash Cut to a couple seconds of combat, then to the quest's conclusion.
  • The final batch of sdequests right before the final boss is not better in that regard, as Nico gets incredibly exhausted by the game's side content, but it leads to few hilarious highlights, like when being so done with Mid he started to mash X to skip her dialogues or the sidequest involving Dion and Harpocrates, where after the latter has a small talk with Clive about wanting to do something for Dion, Nico breaks down hard when the following line from him is asking Clive to bring him a wyvern's tail. Not only for Nico it once again devolved into "bring me hoodly doodly" type of sidequest, he for a moment thought Harpocrates demanded an actual wyvern's tail as a gift for Dion and not a type of flower.
• Just about everything involving the Duty Undying II quest due to Nico's already low patience with The Undying.
  • The audible This Is Gonna Suck realization when Nico skips through Cyril's dialogue to accept the quest.
  Nico: Could you just— you know what? You talk so fucking slow, dude.
  • Nico pointing out the Mikkelburg cultists could just find the nearest aetherflood if they want to be Akashic so badly. When an aetherflood hits Mikkelburg, Nico (as Ultima) ad-libs it as Ultima blasting the place because he's sick of their laziness.
  Nico: Ultima shows up like "Oh my god, what?!"
  Nico!Ultima: What do you all want— oh god damn it. They're all down here praying that I fucking— ugh... fine.
  Nico: The aether's here to kill you, you're welcome.
  • When the Fallen show up, Nico immediately assumes the cultists were turned into crabs.
  • Nico's frustration towards the Third Chair letting people turn Akashic and Cyril supporting his decision... which lasts right up until seeing Dalimil's treatment towards L'ubor, upon which he immediately starts agreeing with Ultima's plan.