Milly and Molly giggled a lot, and so will you if you find these scenes funny.
- A lot of Molly's riddles are in the form of jokes.
- What side of a cat has more hair? The outside.
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
- Where does a river keep its money? In a river bank.
- Humphrey could be pretty funny.
- His dream job? To beat robot dinosaurs from outer space.
- This play
Tom: (deadpan) "This is a really scary play called Attack Of The Really Scary Robot Monster From Outer Space"Humphrey: (arrives in his monster suit) "ROAAARR!! ROAR!!"Tom: (not a very good actor) "Aah, (drops down onto his knees) please, please, please don't eat me, Mr Monster!"Audience (laughs)Humphrey: "You're supposed to run away from me?"Tom: (putting his hand to his ear) "Pardon, Mr Monster?"(Humphrey's suit opens up and you can see his face)Tom: "Oh, no, the monster's got a mouthful of Humphrey!"Audience: (laughs)Tom: "You shouldn't talk with your mouth full, Mr Monster"- When they have to help lonely people.
Humphrey: "I couldn't find anyone lonely from Mars"Molly: "Why someone from Mars?"- His job in "The Jungle Gym" was tasting the cookies.
- When they talk about the "abdominal" snowman in "The Cubby House"
- And in the same episode, Alf counts ants.
- When Milly's dad says that if the girls can sleep the whole night in their tent outside, he will eat his hat, Molly says that Jack and Tom won't believe they slept the whole night outside in their tent, to which Milly delivers this funny line.Milly: "They will when they see Dad eat his hat"
- Puddles and Taffy Bogle peeing could be this if you like Toilet Humor.
- When Aunt Maude says, "Cross?! Fiddlesticks! Why would I be cross?!"
